Temple Beth As-A-Jew

10/01/2024

Shalom from Temple Beth As-A-Jew and welcome to “Mitzvah Week”! We are very busy doing good deeds in the Local Community! Lots of great news from our folks working in the Food Pantry and the Beach Cleanup!

While many of us have some very “strong feelings” about current events, we remind our spunky congregant Leigh Kimberg that she is in fact at a Children’s Petting Zoo this week and that some of the parents are complaining.

09/24/2024

Shalom from Temple Beth As-A-Jew! Big Kudos to our Social Action Commitee Chairperson Doctor Jill Stein on this week’s successful “Lunch ‘N Learn” in our Library!

To whomever posted the picture of Dr. Stein working from home with a crucifix on the wall, may we remind you that our Temple is a Judgment-Free Zone and you are Not Being Helpful.

Don’t forget Cantor Gold’s 4 hour PowerPoint presentation after Shabbat about her Anti-Zionist Garden downstairs in the Social Hall!

03/11/2024

Happy Monday from Temple Beth As-A-Jew! As you know, several of our members have been busy campaigning to become this year’s Congregation President. You all have shown a lot of “Chutzpah” and “Spunk”!

While the election is scheduled for next Sunday after our “Rummage Sale for Rafah”, we ask that all candidates immediately suspend their campaigns because Jonathan has this one in the bag. Trust us.

Join us tomorrow in the social hall for Rabbi Beinart’s Drosh delivered in Spoken Word entitled “AIPAC is Wack”.

03/07/2024

Shalom from Temple Beth As-A-Jew! Many Mazels to Medea from our Tuesday Night Women’s’ Encounter Group for her Chutzpah! (did we spell that right?)

But it might be time for us to have another “tough love” conversation about appropriate and inappropriate Purim costumes.

Don’t miss Cantor Gold’s “Lunch ‘n’ Learn” tomorrow in the Social Hall entitled “Kabbalah and Random Complaints about Ben Shapiro”!

01/28/2024

Some of you have made some very hurtful remarks concerning the Authenticity of our Temple. This is your opportunity to apologize.

p.s. As a Jew, we are very proud of ourselves right now.

08/10/2023

Don’t miss Marianne’s “Patchouli for Palestine” essential oils expo in our social hall after Havdalah on Sunday night!

06/08/2023

Yay, it’s “Spicy Foods Nite” at Temple Beth As-A-Jew! Stop by for a night of Rafael’s revisionist bu****it served on a platter of Kebaps and saffron rice!

RSVP with the Temple Secretary!

01/20/2021

Shalom from Temple Beth As-A-Jew!
So excited to have our very own Rabbi Beals at the Inauguration. We miss you but we're "holding down the fort" while you're gone!

Food for Thought: If Biden is Moses, what does that make Obama? Maybe we should ask our friends next door at the Woke Methodist Church!

10/28/2020

We have a new official comedian! We have a new official comedian! And she said "Tikkun Olam!"

09/12/2020

Hello from Temple Beth As-A-Jew.

We know it’s Shabbat, but we will be sitting Shiva from 3 PM to 6 PM outside the Park Slope Food Co-Op.

Cantor Gold will perform a mournful interpretive dance based on the Dabka.

09/05/2020

Temple Beth As-A-Jew is so excited for our newest Congregant! Welcome to our Community, Jessica!

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08/23/2020

Shavua Tov from Temple Beth As-A-Jew!

Our Congregation’s official comedian just combined a photo with LInda Sarsour AND “as a Jew” in one tweet.

We’re verklempt. Talk amongst yourselves.