07/15/2026
Texas Lunchables: Because nobody ever asked for six slices of bologna and a single Oreo. 🤠
If Texas ever got its own Lunchables, you can bet it wouldn’t come with three crackers and a prayer.
We’re talking sliced smoked brisket, creamy mac and cheese, baked beans, a slice of pecan pie, and a mini Dr Pepper. Maybe even a tiny cup of barbecue sauce, because Texans know dry brisket is a crime.
Sure, it might weigh three pounds and require a nap afterward, but at least you’d finish lunch feeling like you actually ate.
Now that’s a Lunchable. Texas style.