First Intergalactic Church of the Gravitarians

First Intergalactic Church of the Gravitarians We at the First Intergalactic Church of the Gravitarians hold Gravity in high regard, always faithful that Gravity will never let us up.

We here at the First Intergalactic Church of the Gravitarians believe our higher power is with us all the time, no matter where we go all throughout the day, doesn't leave us when times get rough and will constantly show us a way if we are only open to being pulled in a direction of it's choosing. Unlike some other religious cults Gravity will not punish you for not believing in it (so fear not all of you theological apprentices) by letting you float off into the cold abyss of space.

You know the difference between a chick pea and a lentil.... I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face..
02/03/2023

You know the difference between a chick pea and a lentil.... I’ve never paid to have a lentil on my face..

Have questions, you can message us! We don't fu***ng know either but you can message us and we can look dumb together!
12/14/2022

Have questions, you can message us! We don't fu***ng know either but you can message us and we can look dumb together!

We don't take pics of food often (especially if we didn't have something to do with cooking it) but damnit I had to prov...
12/13/2022

We don't take pics of food often (especially if we didn't have something to do with cooking it) but damnit I had to prove that my waffles are cooler than yours. ....hahahah..evil laugh
Hit those fu***ng knees peasants.😈😶‍🌫️👿‼️⚜️☢️. Hal and I have some more f**kery to achieve before we're done surprising the person we like.!!!

12/10/2022
07/26/2016

What almost a year I'm slacking

10/28/2015

Spread the word, gravity is coming to a universe near you!

10/03/2015

I do not claim to own this material, it belongs to Small Wonder Records. A hundred thousand views, keep it up! Lyrics: White on white translucent black capes...

08/27/2015

WE CARE A LOT Written by Faith No More Video Directed by Bob Biggs & Jay Brown © ℗ 1987 Slash Records

08/11/2015

Track 01 Candy Coated Fury 2012 Reel Big Fish

08/10/2015

Some days you're the planet, some days your the asteroid. Get out there and be something!

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