Satanic Lesson's

Satanic Lesson's Minister Bhex
Unbaptisms, Spiritual Relief Ceremonies, & Minister-Patient Confidentiality Confessions

08/09/2023

These are the descriptions of the services I provide: (If you cannot afford my services, please contact me! We can always work something out!)

Consultations:

Conversations about the services BEFORE we get started.

Unbaptisms:

For online:
(via zoom) A ministerial speech, along with the ceremony and a signed & wax stamped certificate.
For in-person:
A ministerial speech, along with the ceremony, pre-celebration, and a signed & wax stamped certificate.

Minister-patient Confidentiality Confessions:

A silent listening of anything that may be weighing on your soul, and a spoken guide towards how to help (if needed/wanted, with some exceptions). Complete confidentiality, no strings attached.

Spiritual Relief Ceremonies:

For making the will:
Assistance in making (& holding onto) a will for family and friends.
For spiritual guidance:
Like therapy, but I help guide you through Satanic teachings.
For the delivering of personal letters after passing:
Exactly that, after you pass, I will deliver (by mail or person) any letters you have written for family and friends.
For making personal letters:
Help making personal letters for family and friends to receive after you pass away; this is an opportunity to say something in the event of a sudden passing.
For in-person final moments:
Providing as much comfortability as possible; a ceremony for a peaceful closure (if you want one), last minute confessions to relieve guilt, and being present to help you feel less alone.

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For anyone who may be wondering, these are the services I can provide (and their prices): (If you cannot afford my services, please contact me! We can work something out!)

I hope to one day make all of this free, but due to low funding, fees are required to help provide you with quality services.

Consultations: Free

Unbaptisms:
For online: Shipping for the signed and sealed certificate
For in-person: Travel (depending on where you are located)

Minister-patient Confidentiality Confessions: $30 per session

Spiritual Relief Ceremonies:
For making the will: $20
For spiritual guidance: $30
For the delivering of personal letters after passing: $50
For making personal letters: $20
For in-person final moments: $100

Bundles:
Will & Personal letters: $30
Delivery of Letters & Final moments: $130
Complete Spiritual Relief Ceremony: $200

08/09/2023

The 11 Satanic Rules of the Earth

Rule 1:
Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Rule 2:
Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

Rule 3:
When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

Rule 4:
If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

Rule 5:
Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Rule 6:
Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

Rule 7:
Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Rule 8:
Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Rule 9:
Do not harm little children.

Rule 10:
Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

Rule 11:
When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

08/09/2023

The 9 Commandments:

Commandment 1:
Satan represents indulgence, not abstinence!

Commandment 2:
Satan personifies the essence of life instead of unrealizable spiritual dreams.

Commandment 3:
Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deception!

Commandment 4:
Satan represents mercy for those who deserve it, instead of love wasted on flatterers!

Commandment 5:
Satan represents revenge, and does not turn the other cheek after a blow!

Commandment 6:
Satan represents responsibility to those in charge instead of being involved with spiritual vampires.

Commandment 7:
Satan presents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often even worse than those who walk on four legs; an animal that due to it's "divine, spiritual and intellectual development" has become the most dangerous of all animals!

Commandment 8:
Satan personifies all so-called sins because they lead to physical, mental and emotional satisfaction!

Commandment 9:
Satan has been best friends of the church at all times, supporting his business all these years!

08/09/2023

The 9 Satanic Sins:

Sin 1:
Stupidity

Top of the list for Satanic Sins. The cordinal sin of Satanism. It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful. Ignorance is one thing, but our society thrives increasingly on stupidity. It depends on people going along with whatever they are told. The media promotes a cultivated stupidity as a posture that is not only acceptable, but laudable. Satanists must learn to see through the tricks and cannot afford to be stupid.

Sin 2:
Pretentiousness

Empty posturing can be most irritating and isn't applying the cardinal rules of lesser magic. On equal footing with stupidity for what keeps the money in circulation these days. Everyone's made to feel like a big shot, whether they can come up with the goods or not.

Sin 3:
Solipsism

Can be very dangerous for Satanists. Projecting your reactions, responses, and sensibilities onto someone who is probably for less attuned than you are it is the mistake of expecting people to give you the same consideration, courtesy and respect that you naturally give them. They won't. Instead, Satanists must strive to apply the dietum of "Do unto others as they do unto you." It's work for most of us and requires constant vigilance lest you slip into a comfortable illusion of everyone being like you. As has been said, certain utopias would be ideal in a nation of philosophers, but unfortunately (or fortunately from a Machiavellian standpoint), we are far from that point.

Sin 4:
Self-Deceit

It's in the "Nine Satanic Statements", but deserves to be repeated here. Another cardinal sin. We must not pay homage to any of the sacred cows presented to us, including the roles we are expected to play ourselves. The only time self-deceit should be entered into is when it's fun, and with awareness. But then it's not self-deceit!

Sin 5:
Herd Conformity

That's obvious from a Satanic stance. It's alright to confirm to a person's wishes, if it ultimately benefits you. But only fools follow along with the herd, letting an impersonal entity dictate you. The key is to choose a master wisely instead of being enslaved by the whims of the many.

Sin 6:
Lack of Perspective

Again, this one can lead to a lot of pain for a Satanist. You must never lose sight of who and what you are, and what a threat you can be, by your very existence. We are making history right now, every day. Always keep the eifet historical and social picture in mind. That is an important key to both lesser and greater magic. See the patterns and fit things together as you want the prices to fall into place. Do not be swayed by herd constraints-know that you are working on another level entirely from the rest of the world.

Sin 7:
Forgetfulness of Past Orthodoxies

Be aware that this is one of the keys to brainwashing people into accepting something new and different, when in reality, it is something that was once widely accepted but is now presented in a new package. We are expected to rave about the genius of the "creator" and forget the original. This makes for a disposable society.

Sin 8:
Counterproductive Pride

That first word is important. Pride is great up to the point you begin to throw out the baby with the bathwater. The rule of Satanism is: if it works for you, great. When it stops working for you, when you've painted yourself into a corner and the only way out is to say, "I'm sorry, I made a mistake, I wish we could compromise somehow." Then do it.

Sin 9:
Lack of Asthetics

This is the physical application of the balance factor. Asthetics is important in lesser magic and should be cultivated. It is obvious that no one can collect any money off classical standards of beauty and form most of the time so they are discouraged in a consumer society, but an eye for beauty, for balance, is an essential Satanic tool that must be applied for greatest magical effectiveness. It's not what's supposed to be pleasing; it's what is. Asthetics is a personal thing, reflective of one's own nature, but there are universally pleasing and harmonious configurations that should not be denied.

08/09/2023

The 7 Fundamental Tenets:

Tenet 1:
One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

Tenet 2:
The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

Tenet 3:
One's body is inviolable, subject to one's own will alone.

Tenet 4:
The freedom of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.

Tenet 5:
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

Tenet 6:
People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

Tenet 7:
Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.

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08/09/2023

Our beliefs fall on reality; we believe in the use of respect and common sense.

We follow these Tenets, Commandments, Rules, and pay caution to the Sins, to help guide us through the hardship of life.

We do NOT claim, welcome, or encourage murder, drugs, and cult-like behavior. Satanism is a religion that was made to provide spiritual knowledge and freedom upon your bodily autonomy.

If you wish to summon Satan, please look elsewhere; as Satanism was never a religion of sacrifice.

We represent freedom to live a life you deserve, and follow simple guidelines to help you navigate the tyranny of the world around you. A big part of our religion is to provide mental peace and clarity and only encourages violence when it comes to self defense.

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Bellingham, WA

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Tuesday 11am - 2pm
Wednesday 11am - 2pm
Thursday 11am - 2pm
Saturday 11am - 7pm

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