The Reverend Snake; Wiccan/Pagan/Secular Clergy Services

04/13/2026

09/27/2024

All packed up and ready to head out in the morning to officiate the wedding of Kenny Reistad and Desarae Martin at the Skydancer Hotel & Casino in Belcourt, North Dakota.

08/28/2023

Congratulations to Dennis and Maria Slack on their vow renewals!

09/20/2021

22nd September

02/08/2021

09/11/2019

We are not in the habit of using gratuitous profanity on this page, but 9/11 is upon us. We know the history of Arab Paganism better than many. We know how the Pagans sought to protect their faith against Muhammad and his brain-washed hordes. We know how he executed the polytheists, including a Pagan poetess with her child at her very breast! Great and pious Pagans gave their lives on the battlefield to stop this madness! We know how he desecrated Pagan holy places--and even cemetaries! As those who love their Gods and Goddesses, how can we not but channel the spirit of the Pagans who fought Islam?

We say, F**K your jihad! You will NEVER defeat the faith of our Ancestors! Screw your loser-ass "shahids" who delude themselves into believing that they will have unlimited sexual delights with their "dark-eyed maidens" for eternity for killing Pagans! You are as sick as sick can get! You failed then, and HEL knows you will NEVER succeed! ❤🤘🇺🇸

We thank all of you supporters of our page so much for keeping our spirit alive forever! Hail our Holy Powers and our Ancestors! We will fight always for the victims of Muhammad's delusions! We fight for right against delusion! Always! The knot will NOT be severed--ever!