Krammavism

Krammavism Hello, do you have time to talk about Cheezus? Cheezus is our prophet, a Ginebra San Miguel delivery man who visits every Monday to give free calendars.

Krammavism is a belief and a way of life articulated by three divine beings who may have unintentionally created the world on a small table in front of a sari-sari store while they were mixing the usual pineapple rum-coke and breaking ice on a concrete seat at the nearby basketball court. Krammavists believe in a heavenly plane of existence called Tiles, a mortal plane called Camp Iron, and an underworld called Mohong.

08/11/2014

"Kung naa si Vic pirmi, dili na na si Vic. Kung ang Cookout kay everyday, dili na na Cookout, normal day na na, If si Lebron James mudaog pirmi, dili na na si Lebron James." - Vic Cebedo, Death 4:20

Kung naa ka pirmi, mawala ang imong pagka-ikaw. Importante ang pag absent usahay sa mga kalihokan nga angay nimo apilan.

16/03/2011

sTOM tCHOOpers

01/12/2010

Hindi parin kami naniniwala na tao lang at natutulog si Reyreygoaway Libutan. Siya ang buddha na may gel. Siya ang Alpha at ang Omega. Reyreygoaway Libutan, patawarin mo kami sa aming mga kasalanan. Ikaw ay isang diyos sa balat at ilalim ng lupa. (LOL)

01/12/2010

Natutulog ba si Reyreygoaway Libutan?

30/11/2010

Greeting, mortals.

29/11/2010

Krammavism teaches us not to be dogmatic. But we must be skeptics in considering the origins of life.

29/11/2010

KRAMMAVISTS LIVE THEIR MONDAYS IN CAPS LOCK.

28/11/2010

In the beginning, Rapi Sescon, John Mark Maglana and Vic Cebedo created Tiles(Heaven), Camp Iron (Earth) and Mohong (Hell); the rest was made is China.

28/11/2010

Triumvirate

Address

Lahug, Cebu
Cebu City
6000

Website

Alerts

Be the first to know and let us send you an email when Krammavism posts news and promotions. Your email address will not be used for any other purpose, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

Contact The Place Of Worship

Send a message to Krammavism:

Shortcuts

Share

Category