Destiny Church New Zealand

30/01/2026

It is a joyous day for as, as we formerly we say 'Talofa' to Judith Collins and welcome her to the Destiny Church New Zealand team! Straight from parliament and into the arms (and legs) of Brian! Judith will take on the role as our Chief Financial Officer, this appointment has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that we are currently being investigated by the IRD, the very ministry that Judith used to run 👀

30/07/2025

Trump may be worried about what could be in the Epstein files, while Brian is more concerned about everyone finding out about what he did with Joe Exotic and Kevin Spacey! 👨‍👧‍👦

11/06/2025

Introducing the Destiny Church Play Set! (𝑵𝒐𝒕 𝒔𝒖𝒊𝒕𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒏 𝒐𝒓 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒊𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒗𝒖𝒍𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆)

09/05/2025

20/04/2025

Happy Easter 🐣 why not celebrate by buying a limited edition Brian Doll!
It comes with an EFTPOS machine and Pride flag add ons!
GST not included (because we don't believe in tax 💸🤑)

02/04/2025

Just realised that this year I've spent more time at pride parades then I have at church. And I feel 𝐅𝐀𝐁𝐔𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐒!!! 🏳️‍🌈🤩

-Bishop Brian Tamaki

26/02/2025

When you hear the government is looking at stripping you of your tax-exempt charity status 😱😭😭

17/02/2025

The truth has come out 👇this is the real gospel 🙏

13/02/2025

It's Valentine's Day! Why not give that special somone a Destiny Church themed card! ($666 per card - for heterosexual use only, unless your your sending one to Brian himself 😉)

30/12/2024

We're the best when to comes to DnB (Destiny & Brian)

24/12/2024

Introducing our official Xmas hymn!

🎵He knows when you are sleeping 😴 He knows if your a gay 🌈He knows when you have been to church but decided not to pay ⛪💵 Oh you better watch out 👀, you better not cry 😭, you better pay up I'm telling you why 🤑, Brian Tamaki can send you to Hell! 👹 🎶

22/12/2024

Here at Destiny Church we'd like to NOT give a thank you to Luigi Mangione. For 24 hours from 6am on the 4th of December he followed Brian around and protested outside his house telling him that steeling money from poor people was wrong. Brian almost gave in when Lugi offered him a 'backshot', but Brian declined this as he thought it meant something else 🔫🙅🚫 - 💦🍆✅
The only saving grace was that during this time Luigi couldn't have been pestering anyone else, including Hannah who was on a trip to New York to procure guns for Brian's hunting trips and kinky gay orgy's