14/10/2016
Guys.,, don't behave Iike dis...
Chibueze don see things ..
I went to a child dedication reception today
been
Sunday.
As a guy-man that I had always being, I
decided to sit close to one beautiful and
charming young girl I met there... I started
by introducing myself to her and trying all
that I could to get her attention.
Still on the matter, the MC announced that
it was time for refreshment, that we
should queue up to the buffet and
demand any meal of our choice.
To maintain my big-boy level, I pretended
as if I didn’t hear the MC, even though I
was seriously hungry. I kept toasting the
girl and as well praying in my mind that
she should go for the food first so that I
can join later.
Thirty minutes passed and she was still
not showing concern about the food.
What threw me off-balance was when the
guy close to me came back with a plate of
fried rice with big chicken garnished with
salad. The aroma was everywhere but I
still pretended like I don’t care.
Before I know it o o, a handsome guy
came with a plate of fish pepper soup and
gave it to the girl. I asked the girl who the
guy was and she said he is her Fiancé.
My eyes cleared immediately.
I rushed to get mine but the queue was a
bit long, but as a guy-man, I meandered to
the front.
There was no plate again to serve food. I
looked by the corner and saw plenty
people struggling just to get dirty plate
they will wash so that they can be served
with it.
I wanted to give up but the aroma of the
food can’t just let me be coupled with the
level of hunger in me.
I swallowed my bigboyism and rushed to
get a dirty plate but to my greatest
surprise, there was no dirty plate again.
“My enemies will never succeed”, I said to
myself.
As I was there thinking of what to do, I
saw a small boy coming with a heap of
dirty plates. I positioned myself well so
that I will be the first person to collect...
Before he could drop the dirty plates, I
grabbed one and washed it very fast not
sending anyone.
On reaching the bufet to get my own food,
I started hearing another supper story.
That the food has finished.
At this time, I became frustrated.
As I bend down to drop the plate, I saw a
covered plate under the buffet table. As a
fast-guy that I am, I cornered the plate one
side. As I opened the food for me to
download it, my head sparked. The food
had been eaten half way by someone else.
I wanted to dump the food but the
remaining meat there was tempting me
badly.
I decided to weigh the environment and
check if anyone was looking at me before
I eat the food. I looked at my right where
my seat was and I saw the beautiful girl
laughing uncontrollably at me... I was
pi**ed off and felt like a monkey wearing
suit.
For the second time, I swallowed my
shame and started eating the meat.
As I raised my head up again, I saw the
camera-man not so far away, with his
camera pointed at me.
I fainted...
