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Diary of a banker Bring in your bank related questions ❓❓❓❓❓❓ THIS IS A MINISTRY GOD HAS CREATED FOR THIS END TIME. THE BLESSINGS AND WONDERS OF GOD IS REALLY STUNNING.

THE STUNNING REVELATION AND PRAYERS ARE WONDERFUL AND EXCITING. SO SIT BACK AND READ AND LEARN

03/08/2025

10 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD USE A CORPORATE BANK ACCOUNT FOR YOUR BUSINESS

I posted a screenshot showing a chat I had with Fish Magnet a day before his death was announced.

I didnt know anything was happening.
I innocently chatted up the company to buy fish and I was given a personal account to pay.

I declined to pay into a personal account and opted to wait till their corporate account issues were sorted (because the person responding told me there was an issue with their corporate account).

Facebook people have jumped into that post and dragged me like mad.
They claim that they use personal accounts to do business in millions.
They even falsely claim that corporate account costs a lot to open.
They claim I had no interest in purchasing.
The level of ignorance I have seen on that comment section is beyond shocking.

Let me share 10 reasons why you should run business with a proper corporate account and not your personal account.

1. Trust and Credibility - A corporate account shows that a bank performed a legal search on the business and the directors. It is a huge requirement for online trust and customer trust.

2. Brand - Using corporate account portrays the business as a big brand and convers respect on it. Personal accounts water down the brand respect.

3. Transaction history for access to credit - Everyday, you are crying that banks do not want to give money to small businesses, but where is your organized transaction history? In your personal account??? Banks should use your personal account that shows records of you buying s.e.x toys and cakes and wigs to give you loans with people's money?? You must be a joker

4. Grant opportunities - When you apply for a Grant, you are asked to submit bank statements and other documents for a due diligence process. So you will submit your personal account and think you will win $100k? Are you smoking something cheap???
Are you okay in the head???

5. Positioning for greatness and big opportunities- When big opport

07/07/2025

If you’re outside Nigeria, here’s how to update your name on NIN and BVN:

*NIN (National Identification Number):*
1. Find a licensed NIMC partner or enrollment center in your country (check the NIMC website).
2. Prepare your court affidavit, newspaper publication, valid ID, and marriage certificate (if needed).
3. Visit the center, fill out the correction form, submit your documents, and pay the fee.

*BVN (Bank Verification Number):*
1. Download the BVN amendment form from your bank’s website or visit a partner center (like OIS or Nigerian embassies).
2. Bring your valid ID, court affidavit, newspaper publication, and marriage certificate (if needed).
3. Submit your documents and form at the center; some banks may allow you to start the process by email but will need physical documents.

Want help finding the nearest NIMC or BVN center in your country? 🌍

07/07/2025

Let's get started

So for Nigerians updating either NIN or BVN

*To update your name on NIN (surname, first name, or middle name):*
1. Get a court affidavit for the name change.
2. Publish the name change in a national newspaper.
3. Gather your valid ID (NIN slip, passport, or driver’s license) and, if married, your marriage certificate.
4. Go to the NIMC office or use the NIMC self-service portal online.
5. Fill out the correction form, upload/submit your documents, and pay the required fee.
6. Wait for the update (usually 3 days to 1 month).

*To update your name on BVN:*
1. Get a court affidavit and newspaper publication for the name change.
2. Gather your valid ID and, if married, your marriage certificate.
3. Visit any branch of the bank where your BVN was registered.
4. Request and fill out the BVN amendment form.
5. Submit the form and documents; check that your details are entered correctly.
6. The update usually takes 2 days to 1 week

07/07/2025

If you have any Loan app or ever used loan app on your phone before
Pls come closer
Atanda have important information for you today.

If you know that that the loan app you downloaded or ever used before is not on the list of the loan apps listed below
Just know that you are in trouble

The trouble may not surface today, but it will surely surface someday
This are the list of loan apps that follows CBN directives and they are approved by CBN and you will never see them engage in defaming their customers

1. Carbon
2. Fairmoney
3. Branch
4. Renmoney
5. Aella

They will never defame you cos they have physical office and you can SUE them if the need arise.

But you see others 🤣🤣🤣
Especially those ones wey their app no even dey playstore
They have no physical verifiable office

Somebody shout ONE CHANCE 🤣🤣🤣

You are in BIG trouble for patronising them cos you have successfully submitted your information to dabaru ppu

This is what will happen to you now or later

They will use your BVN to create a virtual account which they us for money Laund£ring or collecting loan out for another person

If kasala burst, na you dem go carry ooooo

This is why you now hear cases like
I have never visited this bank before and i don't know how i got account with them or someone using your BVN to operate an account you know nothing about and they are using to collect LOAN.

Pls visit your bank today
Let them help you check all accounts linked to your BVN through the NIBBS portal

To know if you are safe or not

Ignorance of the law is no excuse

Extract from The People's Parliament

29/06/2025

Hi guys,
been a while, we are back and better..

31/08/2023

Good morning Lovelies...

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01/08/2022

August is here, the Lord Almighty is gracing your life with divine acceleration that will cause divine celebration in your life, in this August, the hand of God will come upon you as he did to Elijah, you will overtake and be ahead of your equals, you will leap over walls and run through troops, by this August you will achieve what will have taken years to achieve, oh yes your horns shall be lifted above your enemies in Jesus name!!!!!!. Congratulations.

06/09/2021

GOD IS STILL SAYING SOMETHING

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