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16/05/2026

I feel so blessed listening to this again and again.

The way am extending extra hands of kindness to people.If am driving and you stop me, once you are going my way…am carry...
25/03/2026

The way am extending extra hands of kindness to people.
If am driving and you stop me, once you are going my way…am carrying you
If I enter bike 🏍️ (Okada) am leaving the balance for you
I don’t under price market women, even when you cheat me, no wahala.
If you come to the house, you are eating I pray there will be cooked food, if Okwa malt and water,no bread again because anyi no na small Weighloss journey🤪

Went to braid my hairs: gave the apprentices money/tips as little as I can,
don’t know how those girls are coping.

One said she’s feeling like fainting, gave her more money make she buy drugs,food or anything that will make her not to faint.

We don’t want to loose anybody.

See Nigerians need extra KINDNESS this season and period.
Even me need the extra KINDNESS kwa.
If you see me, biko extend your KINDNESS.
let’s show people KINDNESS as much or as little as we can🙏

25/08/2025

Our hangout was nothing short of amazing.It was all fun!fun!!fun!!All in the HolyGhost We had so much to eat and drinkCharis youths you are the best, let’s do this again next year.

25/08/2025

Expect the best this week

As a man in courtship about to settle down.You need to pay attention to her submission level not her eloquence, queens 👸...
17/08/2024

As a man in courtship about to settle down.

You need to pay attention to her submission level not her eloquence, queens 👸 English and the likes.

Does she listen to you
Does she allow you lead
Do you have a day in her life and decisions
How does she assimilate your instructions

A man can not ride her, she says
So what are you doing🤷

Can you bend her decisions
Can you break her strong wills

Are her decisions final🙅🏻‍♀️

OGA that should be your focus oo

A woman you can’t bend her wills in relationships may never consider your decisions in marriage.

Continue looking at figure8, BBL,complexion, exposures.

Don’t look at the major things,
until …. When she’s out of control.

OGA gbanu break, 🙋🏻‍♂️
disagree to agree,
quarrel, come back and continue,

The world 🌎 will not end if Una quarrel

that’s what shows that the relationship is heading somewhere.
Quarrels are part of the relationship 😜

I don’t know 🤷‍♂️ why men fear or run away arguments,
Kk so she won’t get angry, Inkwa🙆

An untamed woman 👩🏻 is a Nightmare
Again an UNTAMED WOMAN 👩🏻 is a Nightmare.

This is for someone: An UNTAMED WOMAN 👩🏻 is a Nightmare.

Check well oo🤦🏻‍♂️

If you can’t Tame her, leave her for who can Tame her.

Technical unit has not given me enough volume yet🗣🎧
Let me use pin 📍 mic na 🎙 ♟



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For memories sakeHappy birthday 🎁🎂 My baby
27/06/2024

For memories sake
Happy birthday 🎁🎂 My baby

On Teens and Relationship: I told them they don’t have any business with Relationships for now.They should face their bo...
18/04/2024

On Teens and Relationship:

I told them they don’t have any business with Relationships for now.
They should face their books 📚 and give us (parents) parallel A‘s in their WAEC.

Some were like what if….. I insisted that there is no what if…..

Some said their friends did and said …….

I still insisted that there’s no truths in what your peers or friends are doing or saying about relationships for now.

I made sure I told them the dangers of engaging in such things now.

for me there’s no relationship tips for a Teen, no matter how you tell the stories.

Some said keeping her till the right time,

I still said No🙅
What if she doesn’t like you when that right time comes.

I think Teens should be concerned about their books, chores, careers and any other ways to help their parents and not relationships.

But am I being sooo strict on them

What do you think.🧏

Forgerrit I can be very jovial, lively and all that but am toooo strict😳

GenZ Mama in another body🤦‍♀️

So do you think a teen should have anything to do with relationships let’s hear you.




02/04/2024

I beg you in the name of God, two financially unstable fellows should not get married, like no job, no business,no skills.Your ages and love immaterial,
get something doing fess,

Happy Sunday Umuchukwu 🙌You go church Abii you Dey do online service💁🏻‍♀️If you go kudos, show us evidence 😜If you no go...
17/03/2024

Happy Sunday Umuchukwu 🙌

You go church Abii you Dey do online service💁🏻‍♀️

If you go kudos, show us evidence 😜
If you no go tell us why
If na online service: they go do your weddings, dedications online🤔
e no pass like that

But relax 🙇‍♀️

I get gist for you

Read this with your partner
If you no get partner hug 🫂 your pillow
If Una Dey get beef/quarrels,
use this post as cruise post for settlement

So On men on snoring🙅

A lot of women will always complain to me of how their husband’s snoring will not allow them sleep peacefully.

And I will tell them to get used to it , remove their minds from it
or take it as background lovely song, amongst other remedies of changing sleeping 🛌 positions, eating lightly at nights etc

Until one day i experienced an inch of their experiences.

One of those days on board….. I had this huge man seating by my side,
Dude was soooo huge that he requested for extra seat belt,
so you can imagine his hugeness.

Ladies and Gentlemen 🤵‍♀️🧛‍♂️
Brothers and sisters👨‍👧
Boys and girls👬

Before the plane ✈️ could take off….

Like before the plane will stroll and take take off
OGA was already deeply sleeping with this heavy snores.
ℹ shouted!! What a Grace🤗

Because It’s not easy to just sit down immediately and sleep 🛌 straight….

Or Maybe he slept immediately after putting on his seatbelt

Because it was that obvious
You know this embarrassing noise,
snoring makes
People were looking around to find out where this sound was coming from.

I made sure my eyes 👀 were opened,
so they can get the culprit in peace without looking at innocent me.

You know all these bad Generator’s noise or something worst
That was the sound.

OGA did not send anybody he was far gone in his sleep.

Then I said to myself
Could it be this kind of snoring that some of these women are complaining about.

True to it the sound is not any lovely song ooooo

I just Pitied those women

Kk na
Did I tell you that OGA even occupied some of my space because his hand was partly resting on me.

To say that I was by the window 🪟 and I begged this OGA let’s swap seats 💺 he said No.
And I hate seating by the window 🪟

So you can imagine my situation

Window 🪟
Huge man
Snoring 😴 man

Only me

It was not a really good flight ✈️ for me.

I think 🤔 while booking flight ✈️ full pictures should be required so people can be rightly placed.

But then….back to gist 😁

Dude looks soooo Richhhhhh.

How did I know you asked?
The way poverty stinks 😷 that’s the way wealth smells😎

Dude looks and smells Richhh/ Luxury
So I forgive him😀

So this is to say
If you are rich…… pls snore 😴

If you are poor pls breathe,
it’s already said let the poor breath😏

You can not be poor and be snoring, disturbing other people’s sleep 🛌 with bad snores

Choose one
Be Rich and snore 💤 or be poor and …..

Rich man’s snore is music 🎶 melody 🎼 to the Wife’s ear no matter the sound

Poor man’s snores is …… fill it🤩

It’s not anybody’s fault
life has never been good to a poor man

So in all your doing ……
Be Rich🧛‍♀️🤵🏻
So you can snore 😴 your snore…..in peace.

Moral of the Story
Even me don’t have any moral of this story….

Just make sure you are rich before you snore 🙄 if not……

Don’t ask me what happened when we landed 🛬
Gist for another day

Meanwhile do you have any remedy for snorers 😛😘🥰
Pls share in the comment section




Every now and then I keep wondering, what if I had missed this Goodman like this, infact I Dey see future hohaaa, Infact...
17/02/2024

Every now and then I keep wondering,
what if I had missed this Goodman like this,
infact I Dey see future hohaaa,

Infact call me mama the futuristic mama😜

Makana by now I would have been running from post to post shouting men are scum

my dear na you marry scums,
men are the best.
If you doubt me
come my side and see better man😜

17yrs of never getting tired of same man.

I tell people my husband is my main crush,
I crush on that man seriously,
if you be me,
why you no go crush😜😀,

man on fire 🔥,
the original Odogwu,
the man with the doings without noise😜,

na man I marry jor, 🙋🏻‍♂️

my children both biological and spiritual are proud of me,
because I brought this man their way,

if not for me,
e for no reach all of us🤷‍♂️

so better celebrate me for bringing him your way🤪,

give me my flowers 💐 jor😀😃😀😃,
we secured him.

See man that I secured for you all🤪

Call the futuristic Mama or
Mama the securer
Mama wey Dey see future🧏🏻‍♀️





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