03/10/2026
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TYPES OF RELATIONSHIP.
Are you in a Relationship?
Read this and Know where you belong.
1) SOLE-PROPRIETORship
"na only you waka come" relationship
You are the Lover and the Lovee, the feeling and sacrifice is one sided, always from your end.
You offend them, you beg, they offend you, you beg.
You beg them to call you,
You beg them to hang out with you
You beg for their attention.
You beg for their affection.
This Relationship is like a time bomb, it's only a matter of time, it usually ends in premium tears.
2) SITUATIONship.
This is a Relationship that resembles a prison sentence with hard labor,
It is a Relationship where you keep asking yourself if you are dating an onion, everytime you're crying.
Every Relationship has ups and downs, but a Situationship has downs and ups.
This type of Relationship attracts pity from People, you keep hearing "have you prayed well?" "are you sure?"
This Relationship usually translates into an ABUSIVE MARRIAGE.
3) FORNICATIONship
Remove s*x and monetary compensation from this Relationship, and you'd discover nothing else is holding it.
The young Lady gives her body,
The young Man buys her weavon and ice cream in return.
This relationship is often supported by the ministry of Condom, Postinor 2, Ampiclox Beecham, Schweppes, and then ABORTION as an emergency aid.
This Relationship greatly offends God.
4) CONFUSIONship
Any Relationship where this questions keep coming up;
"what are we?"
"what are we doing?"
"where are we going?",
Let me help you answer the questions
The both of you People are pencils in the hand of the creator, the both of you are pounding rice, and the both of you are going to Lagos...
Matured Adults in a Relationship that has no defined identity, no defined destination, are confused adults.
5) REALationship
This is the REAL deal, hence the name REALationship.
There is a DESTINATION in mind, that is Marriage.
The MOTIVE is Love, Companionship and Intimacy.
The Love is usually MUTUAL and reciprocated
This type of Relationship involves three People, not two. The COUPLE and GOD.
COMMUNICATION helps both parties to understand each other daily.
This kind Relationship attracts envy, you'll keep hearing "you are lucky oh" "I wish I was in your shoes", and USUALLY ends up in BLISSFUL MARRIAGES
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You can not be in the wrong Ship and expect to get to the right Destination
Have a rethink today.
Are you in a REALationship? If not then why?
MARRY WELL
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