Sg Buloh SIBKL

Sg Buloh SIBKL We are a warm-hearted, deep-rooted SIBKL branch in Sungai Buloh, convicted that the church is the intersection of heaven and earth. Gagah. Masyhur. Meletop.

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I found a catch, guys. The last commandment "Thou shalt not covet" begins with shall not covet your neighbour's A or B o...
05/07/2025

I found a catch, guys. The last commandment "Thou shalt not covet" begins with shall not covet your neighbour's A or B or C and then it has a very clever, modern catch-all that says "or anything else your neighbour owns". Ok yall ready for the loophole?

I covet what my neighbour rents.

Dude, it doesn't work like that. I mean, renting as a method of financing something you possess probably wasn't even developed in Moses' time.

Yeah. That's why it's a loophole.

Besides, you don't have to covet what your neighbour rents because you can rent it too.

Ah but what if, unlike my neighbour, I don't have the money to rent it?

Then what you're really coveting is their money, which falls within the ambit of the commandment.

Hmmm. I see what you did there. Ok wait. I got another loophole.

-_-

I covet what my neighbour doesn't have. I covet their lack of problems, or lack of worries. Can right? Can covet what my neighbour doesn't have, right? Right?

The 10th and final commandment: Do Not Covet is up on our Youtube channel.

My bro Marvin Gaye used to ask out loud, "Can I get a witness?" Now every time he did, I always found him one. And each...
04/07/2025

My bro Marvin Gaye used to ask out loud, "Can I get a witness?" Now every time he did, I always found him one. And each time I did, Marv-

Whoa whoa whoa. Marvin Gaye was your bro? You serious, man? Better don't talk smack, man. This post is about No False Witness, and you gon lie about knowin Marvin Gaye?

No bro. I really am bros with Marvin Gaye. But my Marvin Gaye is not the same as your Marvin Gaye. My Marvin Gaye ialah seorang guru Matematik di Alor Setar, Kedah yang s**a berkaraoke.

The 9th commandment: No False Witness is up on our Youtube channel.

Don’t murder? Ah that’s easy. But it’s not just easy for me. I once met a gunslinger from the Spaghetti Western era. Thi...
04/07/2025

Don’t murder? Ah that’s easy. But it’s not just easy for me. I once met a gunslinger from the Spaghetti Western era. This commandment was easy for him too. Cos whenever he tortured his enemies, he always knew when to stop so that they didn’t die in his hands. That’s skill, I tell you. It takes self-control and fidelity to the ten comma-wait, wait. Boss calling.

Halo. Boss? Ya? Why leh? Not meh? Eyer, I thought it was a such a perfect… ok ok boss.

Boss say my gunslinger fren cannot count. Have to start again. Haih.

The 6th commandment: Do Not Murder is up on our Youtube channel.

When I was young, I learned everything from Western media. I learned Bible from Western media, scientific discoveries fr...
02/07/2025

When I was young, I learned everything from Western media. I learned Bible from Western media, scientific discoveries from Western media, lengcai khao lenglui oso from Western media. No TVB, no Doraemon, no Majalah Tiga. Hundred percent from Western media. I even learnt how to call my father by his first name from Western media.

That one GG.

So now I only watch Astro Vaanavil.

The 5th commandment: Honour Your Parents is up on our Youtube channel.

I told my Grandmama I was having some colleagues over this Sunday to rush out work for a big launch on Monday. She said ...
02/07/2025

I told my Grandmama I was having some colleagues over this Sunday to rush out work for a big launch on Monday. She said “Sweetie, you should keep the Sabbath”.

Internet, I’m very confused. What is this Sabbath thingy? Is it so valuable that people will actually steal it from you? When your friends come over, do you keep your Sabbath too? Actually, if I don’t know what it is, how does Grandmama even know that I have one? And why does she have such a low view of my workmates? They’re nice people. I mean, only nice people work so hard on weekends for a company that isn’t theirs. I feel in principle I should be trusting and not keep our Sabbath. Help me, Internet. Help me understand my Grandmama.

The 4th commandment: Keep The Sabbath is up on our Youtube channel.

“What’s in a name”, Shakespear once wrote. “A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.”Shakespere clearly never...
02/07/2025

“What’s in a name”, Shakespear once wrote. “A rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.”

Shakespere clearly never bought roses on online before. I once bought a bouquet of tiny orange and yellow roses on Shopee for the literary crush of my life. Said tiny roses were Shakespeareanly renamed Bunga Tahi Ayam. -_- Bro did me bad. That date went like a cross between Tempest and a Midsummer’s Night Mare.

The 3rd commandment: Honour God’s Name is now up on our Youtube channel.

On Resurrection Sunday, we encounter afresh the news that Jesus has risen from death. How does this fill us with new po...
05/04/2025

On Resurrection Sunday, we encounter afresh the news that Jesus has risen from death. How does this fill us with new power, life and hope? Bring a friend and celebrate our resurrected king together. Our prayer is that ‘I will rise again’ will become your own declaration too!

Resurrection Sunday: I Will Rise Again
Sunday 20 April
10am

Deets and directions in the link in bio.

For Good Friday this year, we will reenact the first Passover meal. Yes, the one on that memorable night in Egypt. Throu...
05/04/2025

For Good Friday this year, we will reenact the first Passover meal. Yes, the one on that memorable night in Egypt. Through this recreation, our prayer is for God to show us what it means for death to pass over us, but also, on the cross, to not pass over Jesus. Join us for this very special night.

Good Friday: He Will Pass Over
Friday 18 April
8.30pm

Deets and directions are in the link in bio.

Tuan2 Puan2. Kita semua tahu, tak patut kita menduakan Tuhan. Now the most obvious way this happens is bila kita worship...
27/03/2025

Tuan2 Puan2. Kita semua tahu, tak patut kita menduakan Tuhan. Now the most obvious way this happens is bila kita worshipkan Idle. A-ah. Org yg banyak free time tu, diaorang kan jadi bagi kita, apatu? Objek of envy. Betttul! Contohnya kat Youtube ke Tik Tok ke, you always see some adik tgh bazirkan masa buat yg bodoh2 sbab why? Because they are so free! Nampak pun marah kan? Bcos you wish you ada masa lapang macam dia but you don't. You nak saaangat buat macamtu. Ah, kakak bagi pedoman. Jangan sembah benda tu. Cos my fren, kita sbg org percaya tak patut worship Idle. Tuhan tak s**a. Idle tu haram.

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SIBKL@Sg Buloh, F-2-1, Sqwhere, Kampung Baru Sungai Buloh
Shah Alam
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