King David’s Treasury of Memes for Israelite Teens

King David’s Treasury of Memes for Israelite Teens I AM THE MAN!

How you teach the teens eschatology
08/05/2026

How you teach the teens eschatology

I was at the secret pastor UFO meeting and I can confirm that the Aliens are real, and they look exactly like Updog.
06/05/2026

I was at the secret pastor UFO meeting and I can confirm that the Aliens are real, and they look exactly like Updog.

People are saying he was a family man
05/05/2026

People are saying he was a family man

“Sir, we have reports of a 4th man in the furnace…”
05/05/2026

“Sir, we have reports of a 4th man in the furnace…”

Meaningless!
04/05/2026

Meaningless!

Coming to a mega church near you this Summer
04/05/2026

Coming to a mega church near you this Summer

What did your pastor preach on today?
03/05/2026

What did your pastor preach on today?

Read the classics
02/05/2026

Read the classics

I love to go clubbin
02/05/2026

I love to go clubbin

Here’s the type of memes that were hip and cool 7 years ago 😂 now Moore is a bit of a clown, and Keller and Sproul have ...
02/05/2026

Here’s the type of memes that were hip and cool 7 years ago 😂 now Moore is a bit of a clown, and Keller and Sproul have been promoted to glory. Memes come and go, but the cringe remains forever.

Another year on Gods green earth! Today I turn 38 years old. Thanks for supporting the page, and thanks for the many yea...
02/05/2026

Another year on Gods green earth! Today I turn 38 years old. Thanks for supporting the page, and thanks for the many years of laughs. I’m blessed beyond measure! (Picture is of me celebrating. Yes, I’m aging poorly.)

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