The Holy Church of Felix Argyle

The Holy Church of Felix Argyle Here at the Church of Felix Argyle (Or Ferris, if you don't have much time) we serve the one true God. Felix Argyle. Through his word we exist.

Traps and variations thereof are blessed by His hand. This is the doctrine we serve under.

30/10/2021

On a related note, this new Business Suite thing is really poorly designed. Clearly whoever made this feature was working to mess with Felix Argyle's grand work. It's so godamn laggy. Anyway, may we walk together under His watchful eye, as he delivers us to the land of beauty and traps. Nyamen.

30/10/2021

I look upon the world, and I see the beauty of His creation. All was made through His eyes. And when He comes to remake it, it shall be perfect again.

06/07/2021

"And Felix Argyle, Our Lord, uttered a single word: "Nya". And that word carried with it the very creation of the multiverse" - The Word of Felix.

10/03/2021

Even when we are alone, we are not truly alone. As long as you believe in Him, Felix Argyle, Our Lord, He will always be with you in soul and spirit, body and mind

23/01/2021

Always remember, when you have faith in Him, Felix Argyle, the end is only a beginning. Destruction proceeds creation. Have faith in Him, and He will lead us to a new world upon the death of this one. May Felix Argyle watch over you. Nyanmen

25/12/2020

Merry Trapmas to all follows of the great Felix Argyle. May He bless us with a better year. Nyanmen.

11/11/2020

Remember that, even during these harrowing times, the Lord, Felix Argyle, watches over us all. The end is in sight, and as long as we have faith in Him, He will lead us through this safely. May Ferris watch over you all. Nyamen.

07/10/2020

“Oh, my Lord, Felix Argyle. Grant me your protection, your wisdom, your strength. Protect me through the night, and watch over me by day. May the glory of Ferris ever persist in my mind and heart. May Ferris watch over me, in this world and the next. Nya.”

03/10/2020

As we are getting some new people showing interest in the Holy Church of Felix Argyle I would like to take a moment to welcome you all in the name of our lord Ferris!

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