04/03/2026
Hello!
Can we have a moment of your time to talk about Ritual Sacrifice, please?
We have some great introductory offers for you at this Sunday's Satanic Flea Market.
Displace all your negative energy into The Thanatos Stone and help us charge it up (at your own risk and under supervision). Initiate yourself with a $1 bill in the Holy Shredder (with a £5 donation or any Church Merch purchase). Make your Pledge to Burn or Give for this year's £10KBURN event on the 32nd anniversary of the KLF's Jura burn.
Let's play with money!
Let's f*ck with capital!
Burn. Shine. Love.
CoB