01/09/2026
Where Two or Three Are Gathered Together ...
Those of a certain vintage will remember Not the Nine O'Clock News and the sketch about the Church of Monty Python. A bishop stands up and announces, with total sincerity, that in the words of John Cleese, wherever two or three are gathered together, they shall perform the Parrot Sketch.
It works because we all know the real line. "Where two or three are gathered in my name, I am there among them." It is on posters in many of the churches in England. Many of us think about it on a cold Sunday when just a few people have turned up. And it is our reading next Sunday.
What often gets left off is what Jesus was talking about when he said it. He was giving advice about a falling out.
Most of us know the feeling. Someone has upset you, and you have a choice. You can go and say something to them, or you can go and say something about them to everybody else.
Jesus is very clear about which one to pick. Go to the person. On your own. Say it kindly and say it directly. If that does not work, bring one or two people along to help. Do not start with the group chat.
So the two or three on the poster were originally two or three people trying to sort something out. Which is rather better, I think. God turns up in the awkward conversations, not just the lovely ones.
The other reading is one line from Paul that I keep coming back to. Owe no one anything, except to love one another. Pay your bills, clear your debts, but there is one you never finish paying.
And he gives a simple test to go with it. Love does no wrong to a neighbour. That is it. Whatever you are working out, ask whether it harms the person next to you.
It is a good test. It rules out a lot. It also rules in a lot of people who have been told, wrongly, that they are on the outside.
If church has ever felt like somewhere you would not be welcome, our door is open and there is usually tea. No parrots required.
Readings: Matthew 18:15-20 and Romans 13:8-14