01/06/2026
10 THINGS THAT WILL HAPPEN IN JUNE
1. Someone on your commute will wear shorts, flip-flops, and a heavy-duty winter puffer jacket.
2. 80% of the population will suddenly become world-class tennis pundits for Wimbledon.
3. WASPS.
4. Buying a bag of ice from the supermarket and frantically trying to smash it against the kitchen counter because it has fused into one solid, unbreakable block of glacier.
5. A neighbour mowing their lawn at 8:45 PM because "there’s still plenty of light."
6. Saying "nice for the garden" every time it rains.
7. The annual debate over whether the Glastonbury line up "used to be better in the 90s."
8. Watching a seagull successfully steal an entire Magnum ice cream out of a child's hand.
9. HAYFEVER.
10. "It's coming home" 🤪
