31/05/2026
The two men, Bill and Bob, had been living next door to each other for well over a year. In all that time they had hardly spoken or interacted in any way. In fact, they both felt that the other was somewhat standoffish and extremely bad mannered. When they had first moved in, Bill had been relaxing in his garden when he heard Bob rummaging about on the other side of the fence. Bill, being a sociable type, wrapped on the fence with his knuckles and called out. ‘Good morning neighbour.’ There was no reply, so Bill wrapped harder and called louder but still there was no response. ‘How rude,’ thought Bill. A few days later Bob was coming through his front gate, returning from some errands, when he spotted Bill from next door, standing in the bay window. Bob smiled and waved but Bill just seemed to stare at him for a moment before turning away. ‘How rude,’ thought Bob. And so it continued with one ignoring the other, though all the while both men had very congenial relationships with their neighbours on the other side of their properties. Although the cause was unknown, Bill and Bob’s feud was notorious and talked about in the area. Despite the fact that the two men never spoke to each other, they did not hesitate to tell anyone who would listen just how rude the other was. It was pretty much accepted that the feud would continue until one of the men moved or passed away. And that probably would have been the case had it not been for the neighbour who lived across the street from the two men. She thought she might have an inkling as to what the problem may be. So one day when Bill was standing in his front garden, seemingly enjoying the warm spring sunshine, Bob appeared and opened his squeaky front gate. Bill instinctively turned towards the sound, then quickly turned away, and Bob spotting Bill out of the corner of his eye made pains not to look in his direction. By this time the neighbour had crossed the road and was waving and calling out. ‘Good morning gentlemen.’ Bill turned towards the sound of her voice and Bob turned around to better see her. ‘I wonder if you both would like to join us for lunch on Sunday?’ she continued. Both men lived alone and seldom saw their families so the opportunity of a homecooked Sunday lunch was not something to be taken lightly, and despite the presence of their nemesis they both accepted. Sunday arrived and they all sat around the table, the food was served and the man of the house said grace, as the twin eight-year-olds held their knives and forks in anticipation. The meal progressed in silence for a while then one of the children asked, ‘Have you always been blind Bill or did you have an accident?’ ‘That is Mr Winters to you Lindsy,’ interjected the mother before Bill could answer. Lindsy frowned, ’but everyone calls him Blind Bill.’
‘Blind Bill?’ Asked Bob, staring wide-eyed at the child.
Lindsy nodded, ‘Yes, just like everyone calls you deaf Bob.’
‘Blind? why didn’t you say something, you old fool,’ demanded Bob turning toward Bill.
‘And how would you have heard me if I did, you numpty.’ replied Bill.
Despite the harshness of the two men’s words the children giggled and the parents smiled.
From that day everything changed, Bill and Bob became firm friends, and in a short time Bill became Bob’s ears and Bob became Bill’s eyes.
The moral of this story is of course, that things are seldom entirely as they seem. Two men who were renowned for their symbiotic friendship wasted over a year because they trusted and excepted their own assumptions.
‘Don’t pick on people, jump on their failures, criticize their faults—unless, of course, you want the same treatment. That critical spirit has a way of boomeranging. It’s easy to see a smudge on your neighbour’s face yet be oblivious to the ugly sneer on your own. Do you have the nerve to say, ‘Let me wash your face for you,’ when your own face is distorted by contempt? It’s this whole traveling road-show mentality all over again, playing a holier-than-thou part instead of just living your part. Wipe that ugly sneer off your own face, and you might be fit to offer a washcloth to your neighbour.’ Matthew 7:1-5 MSG