27/01/2026
DEAN'S PORT, Tuesday 27th from 8pm
Dearest Petreans,
It has come to the attention of we Sacristans that the Combination Room, purportedly the domain of the Fellowship, holds a large supply of previously untapped mineral reserves in the form of Metamorphic Fortified Wine.
It is vital that Junior Members help us secure this strategic resource in our hemisphere of influence, from 8pm this evening. Due to opposition to Port consumption, tariffs will be imposed on the Library and Porters' Lodge, and further levies on guests dining in Hall.
In vino yours,
F
Sacristanique Domus Sancti Petri
DEAN'S PORT - TONIGHT
The Dean is in such a great mood since coming back from his sabbatical that he was wildly generous and bought far too much port for Chapel and there is no more room in the College's wine cellar! Your dear, kind sacristans have found a perfect solution and convinced the Dean we should just share it with you, so we hope you will drop in for a glass or two of port and some lively conversation in the Combination Room tonight ... Shake off the rainy October blues and join the Dean, Chaplain and chapel officers for a glass of port and a chat from 8.00pm in the Combination Room. 🙂
Non-alcoholic drinks are also available, of course!
