The First Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Northern Ireland

The First Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Northern Ireland Welcome to Northern Ireland's first official page for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Mo But humans and Pirates share upwards of 99.9% of DNA.

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, after having existed in secrecy for hundreds of years, came into the mainstream just a few years ago. With millions, if not thousands, of devout worshipers, the Church of the FSM is widely considered a legitimate religion, even by its opponents – mostly fundamentalist Christians, who have accepted that our God has larger (meat) balls than theirs. Some cl

aim that the church is purely a thought experiment or satire, illustrating that Intelligent Design is not science, just a pseudoscience manufactured by Christians to push Creationism into public schools. These people are mistaken — The Church of FSM is legitimate, and backed by hard science. Anything that comes across as humor or satire is purely coincidental. Pastafarian religious texts tell us that humans evolved from Pirates. Consider that so-called “science experts” would have us believe humans evolved from primates, pointing towards the shared 99% shared DNA between humans and primates. We believe that Pirates were the original Pastafarians and that they were peaceful explorers. It was only due to Christian misinformation that they have an image of outcast criminals today. How Can I Help? Evangelism is a time-honored tradition of religion, and it’s no different with Pastafarianism. Nothing helps the Cause more than Spreading the Word.

Spreading the word of meatballs and sauce of course
08/07/2018

Spreading the word of meatballs and sauce of course

We have just reached 200 likes!!! Soon to be classed as a major religion I would imagine.
21/11/2017

We have just reached 200 likes!!! Soon to be classed as a major religion I would imagine.

The great noodler has appeared.
27/10/2017

The great noodler has appeared.

You wouldn't catch the great noodley doing this... 🍝 R'amen
25/05/2017

You wouldn't catch the great noodley doing this... 🍝 R'amen

Give us this day our garlic bread
17/05/2017

Give us this day our garlic bread

When you tell your boss Friday's are a Pastarfarian drinking holiday so you won't be in work. 🍻
11/05/2017

When you tell your boss Friday's are a Pastarfarian drinking holiday so you won't be in work. 🍻

Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum.R'amen
10/05/2017

Thy noodle come, thy sauce be yum.
R'amen

Checkmate flat earth!!
09/05/2017

Checkmate flat earth!!

💛Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart💛🍜R'amen🍜✈️Free Shipping✈️ For first 50 customers only!Order here ➡️ http...
08/05/2017

💛Accept His Noodly Magnificence into your heart💛

🍜R'amen🍜

✈️Free Shipping✈️ For first 50 customers only!

Order here ➡️ http://bit.ly/PastafarianVOL2

Tag a proud Pastafarian!💛

19/04/2017

Sauce be with you, and also with you

26/10/2016

Interesting fact for the day, "FSM Creation Theory"

This theory proposes that the Flying Spaghetti Monster designed a process by which all of creation would come into existence through natural progression. This was initially triggered by Him in one significant event, called the Big Boil. Such natural progression would also serve to mislead scientists, something that causes the Flying Spaghetti Monster much delight due to its similarity to the much touted Big Bang Theory.

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