The Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley

The Beaker Folk of Husborne Crawley An Oasis of Fuzzy Thinking. We're the cyber-coenobitic community for the post-modern paradigm. Pouring out and filling up beakers. Lighting tea lights.

Contemplating pebbles and hugging trees. We like our religion feel-good and undogmatic.

A helpful guide to speakers on when to use a microphone
09/09/2026

A helpful guide to speakers on when to use a microphone

We've all been there. A trendy preacher who wanders around while speaking. The nonagenarian organiser of the U3A giving the notices before a...

Commendation for a Secular Funeral where the Celebrant doesn't Want to Offend Anyone
03/09/2026

Commendation for a Secular Funeral where the Celebrant doesn't Want to Offend Anyone

And so we commend Bertie to whatever comes next for him, if anything. Thanking him for all he was to us, if he can hear us. And hoping that ...

Bit of a meltdown at the Celtic Evening Prayer. Of course.
03/09/2026

Bit of a meltdown at the Celtic Evening Prayer.

Of course.

I think it's generally known that I don't approve of "Celtic" liturgy. The whole thing is totally made up, a way of giving bogua authenticit...

"My family is so pleased I'm going with a low-cost, direct funeral.Now their only job is thinking up excuses so they can...
20/08/2026

"My family is so pleased I'm going with a low-cost, direct funeral.
Now their only job is thinking up excuses so they can avoid my memorial party in the Stoat and Weasel. My daughter chose it because it's two for one on Wednesdays".

24/07/2026

Great upset among my old friends in Great Tremlett.

The DAC has turned down their request to remove an organ.

It wasn't a musical organ. They just didn't think Ernie's brain was much use, and thought they could use the space for something more productive.

Liturgy for the Nativity of John Clare
13/07/2026

Liturgy for the Nativity of John Clare

First Yokel: It's that John Clare's birthday today then. Second Yokel: Who were 'e then? 1Y: Some upcountry poet from where they eat eels, ...

How might the late Diego Maradona posthumously make up for the infamous "Hand of God"?
12/07/2026

How might the late Diego Maradona posthumously make up for the infamous "Hand of God"?

Diego Maradona: So I'm still here... St Peter: Yes. DM: Outside the pearly gates. SP: Yes. DM: Waiting to come in. SP: Yes. DM: Yet I can't....

What to do with "gifts" for the church or clergy
11/07/2026

What to do with "gifts" for the church or clergy

You know how it is. You have an item you no longer need in your house. And you have a choice. You could try and sell it on Vinted. But it's ...

It's the most wonderful time of the year
22/06/2026

It's the most wonderful time of the year

Archdruid: Nights are drawing in. All: Soon be Christmas.

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