First Church of The Honey Badger

03/09/2013

Only a man embodying the fierce resolve of the great badger could forge such a grand monument to humanity. Persevere, fellow Honey Badgers, persevere.

28/04/2011

The fierce news of The Great Badger spreads ever further across our land. Keep ripping the balls off the challenges in your life, fellow Badgers. Together we snarl, laughing in the face of negativity.

26/02/2011

A new gospel for a new age.

16/11/2010

The Great Honey Badger speaks again,
"Every now and then, it's good to stay up late and take a look at the world when it's quiet. Between eating snakes and beating the s**t out of lions, its easy to lose focus during the day of what really matters. So go for a walk, think about life, and look up at the stars. It really bring things into perspective. The night is a great time to be awake."

02/08/2010

So says the Great Honey Badger, "Remember the sabbath and keep it chill. Maybe grab some coffee, hang out with buddies. Pretty much just have a good time, because people need to rest every now and then or they loose their s**t. You know terrorists? Yeah, they never chill out. Don't be a terrorist, kick back."

Couldn't have put it better, oh Great Badger.

09/06/2010

The Badger implores all followers to list First Church of The Honey Badger as their true religion on facebook. May the Badger be with you.

09/06/2010

HONEY BADGER FIGHTS AGAIN

honey badger vs cobra

09/06/2010

A true testament to the Honey Badger's might.

Guinness Book of World Records have named this species the most fearless animal on earth. Just watch this video to see why. This unbelievable animal can take on the deadliest animals on earth without fear. Amazing animal.

09/06/2010

I AM LIZARDMAN? NO! I AM HONEY BADGER!