Church Of The Immaculate Cats Bum

14/04/2022

The darkness will be lit by the light of the mighty cats bum

11/04/2020

The light shines in the darkness.
In the darkness is the mighty cats bum.
All worship thee.

10/04/2020

25/12/2019

Merry Christmas

20/04/2019

Cat bums be praised today, this day of absolute absoluteness.

18/04/2019

Lets reflect over these next few days about why we are really here To love cats and their mighty bums. Praise them all.

17/03/2019

Saint Gertrude praying as mice (or holy souls) scamper up her crozier. Image via Wikimedia. Cat-lovers, rejoice! While many of us will be celebrating St Patrick's Day, today is also St Gertrude's Day, known to many as the patron saint of cats. Much of what we know about Saint Gertrude comes from the...

23/02/2019

Something to ponder today. Stare long and hard at the picture of the mighty cat. You will then realise the importance of you.

31/12/2018

Fare thee well 2018. Embrace the new year 2019 and the uprising of the mighty Cat's Bum.
Don't be scared, be enlightened.
Donations are greatly welcomed and will ensure your journey will be truly fulfilled.

20/12/2018

We like kiddies. But not in a gay pervy touchy way.

30/06/2018

We praise and admire the cats bum.