The Almighty Toaster Element

23/05/2015

A toast to the toaster who boasts the most toast.

24/02/2015

http://www.buzzfeed.com/tahliapritchard/just-uow-things?bffb&utm_term=4ldqphp
Looks like we have achieved recognition, in the form of a buzz feed article.
Keep toasty elementarians.

Hungover Chickos every other day.

05/01/2015

Post the toast with the most and get the adoration of the almighty himself.

01/08/2014

http://givemefreefood.com/grill-cheese-in-toaster-on-side/
Does this work? Post your results.

26/07/2014

Toaster is love toaster is life.

22/05/2014

We are still waiting for pictures of the almighty in his new resting place if anyone is willing to take them and post them.

26/03/2014

http://i.imgur.com/ynglJ.jpg

05/03/2014

The Almighty is not happy with the lack of dedication to his cause, and as such has unleashed a storm of storms upon UOW and its students. Beware his wrath, for if it finds you, there will be no more golden brown toast. We can only hope that said toast remains with us all.

09/02/2014

Less than a month now before The Almighty radiates his warmth unto the many who study at UOW.
For those of you accepted into UOW this year, realise this was a result of the Almighty's good graces, and for those still attending from previous years, good luck in your endeavors.
And as always, may the toast be with you.

12/07/2013

Well it seems we have had a recent induction of 2 new elementarians. May the toast be with you.
And May the toast be with you all, whom have received their uni results, we hope they have been as forgiving as the intensity of the effort you put into last semester.

18/04/2013

The death of a prophet,
Bert Flugelman is dead. He is and always will be the creator of our deity. You are with the Almighty now Bert. May the toast be with you.

20/03/2013

If anyone is able to take a picture of the almighty in his new resting place it would be most appreciated.