The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia

The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the rejection of dogma. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay.

The eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Henderson, 2006).

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Puni

sh, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey-Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches / Temples / Mosques / Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
A. Ending Poverty
B. Curing Diseases
C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might Be A Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather / Lubricant / Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

28/10/2022

No representation without taxation.

21/10/2022

Tax religious orgs!

Don't forget your towel.
25/05/2022

Don't forget your towel.

Our friends at the Noosa Temple have recently been in court to ask for equal opportunity to teach school kids in Qld abo...
20/05/2022

Our friends at the Noosa Temple have recently been in court to ask for equal opportunity to teach school kids in Qld about Satanism as is presently granted to other religious groups. If you able please donate because lawyers aren't cheap.

We now have a LinkedIn page, for various reasons... www.linkedin.com/company/church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-aus...
16/05/2022

We now have a LinkedIn page, for various reasons...

www.linkedin.com/company/church-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-australia

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia | 2 followers on LinkedIn. Just as likely as any other supernatural explanation. | By design, the only dogma allowed in the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster Australia is the rejection of dogma.

04/02/2022

Colanders at the ready crew! It looks like we'll have freedom to practice our religion soon! What shall we do? Demand every Friday off work? Wear our colanders everywhere we go? Go get our driver's licenses and passports? Force everyone to eat spaghetti? Demand the Pastafarian Prayer be said before each Parliamentary sitting and local council meeting?
What will you being doing with your new religious freedoms?

With Whatsmas day being tomorrow, We'd just like to point out that 3 types of business increased trade during the Black ...
24/12/2021

With Whatsmas day being tomorrow, We'd just like to point out that 3 types of business increased trade during the Black Plague. Grave diggers, brothels and pubs. Stay safe. Remain humorous. Happy Holidays!

This is a holiday parody of the Ghost song, Year Zero, off the album Infestissumam.iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/hail-santa-parody-year-zero/id10...

Email your local federal MP and let them know the good news! R'amen!
24/11/2021

Email your local federal MP and let them know the good news! R'amen!

The Government's long awaited religious discrimination bill has been labelled 'absurd' because it may offer protection for adherents of 'parody' religions.

21/08/2021

Dear anti-vax and anti-mask people:
In response to several recent inquiries as to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and indeed the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s, stance on vaccination and masks we would like to state;
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is all for taking full advantage of medical treatments that are available. Quob approves of wooden legs for pirates whose legs have been lost to cannon fire, quob approves of eye patches for sockets that are missing one, and so, where vaccinations are available to prevent scurvy dog sicknesses and others, quob approves.
Quob is not known for suffering the bleating of fools gladly, and this includes the bleating of anti-vaxxers and anti-maskers.
Please do not hesitate to contact us if you would like more information.

03/08/2021

Since we're getting shut down anyway..
You know what really pi**es me off? The fact that while I fought for years in court (ultimately unsuccessfully and that isn't cheap btw) to get us registered simply as a not for profit association and applied to be a charity under the ACNC (unsuccessfully).
Meanwhile, I made some s**t up, made up a name and made FB page and got that completely made up thing (I called Motivate Australia Inc that does absolutely nothing except have a FB page) registered as a not for profit association in 3 days and got it registered as a charity by the ACNC about 3 weeks after that! and it just has a fruiting FB page. ALL Under the exact same laws that refused us as the COTFSM.
Meanwhile, we're all over here with a silly name and have an actual community and we can't be a registered association or a registered charity because "no, you're a joke"?. I don't think we're the joke, the application of the law is.
Motivate Australia Inc has been successfully "running" as a registered charity for a couple of years. There are no compliance checks, it doesn't actually do anything and apparently doesn't need to do anything except put in a form once a year to remain both a registered association and a registered charity. Try to tell me discrimination isn't real.
Also I dislike people who just come and criticise what I'm doing. They also p**s me off 🙂 Long game crew.

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The eight “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts” from the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (Henderson, 2006). 1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like A Sanctimonious, Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject. 2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People. 3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey-Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal And Fuchsia. 4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off The TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change. 5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******. 6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches / Temples / Mosques / Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick): A. Ending Poverty B. Curing Diseases C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable I Might Be A Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM The Creator. 7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint? 8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather / Lubricant / Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear A CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.