Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster We are the One True Church of our Noodly Lord, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Beware of impastas. What are we against?
-All that isn't good. Religion. Ever.
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In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!" - Piraticus 13:7

Welcome to the official Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster page. Please join our new group:
https://www.facebook.com/groups/cotfsm

What do we stand for?
-All that is good. "The more you read about us, the more you're going to be persuaded that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the true Creator and that FSMism i

s the Best. Go ahead, try us for 30 days. If you don't like us, your old religion will most likely take you back. Unless it's the Jains, whose feelings are easily hurt." - Bobby Henderson

"Behold the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM), today's fastest growing carbohydrate-based religion. According to church founder Bobby Henderson, the universe and all life within it were created by a mystical and divine being: the Flying Spaghetti Monster. What drives the FSM’s devout followers, a.k.a. Pastafarians? For some it’s the reassuring touch from the FSM’s 'noodly appendage.' Some love the worship service, conducted in pirate English and attended by congregants in dashing buccaneer garb. Others are drawn to the Church’s flimsy moral standards. Religious holidays are every Friday, and Pastafarian heaven is way cool: Does your heaven have a Stripper Factory and a Beer Volcano? Intelligent Design has finally met its match - and it has nothing to do with apes or the Olive Garden of Eden." - The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Our sacred texts:
'The Open Letter to the Kansas School Board'
https://www.spaghettimonster.org/about/open-letter/
'The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster'
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/78393/the-gospel-of-the-flying-spaghetti-monster-by-bobby-henderson/
'The Loose Canon. A Really Important Collection of Words'
http://www.loose-canon.info/

For the ultimate pirate experience, change yer Facebook settings to Pirate English! In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen!

10/04/2026

Deep inside the Pacific, there’s a massive, untouched world of bizarre sea life. What else is down there?

More proof of divine intervention. Checkmate, atheists!
21/02/2026

More proof of divine intervention. Checkmate, atheists!

The ice sheet may be undergoing thermal convection, resembling a "boiling pot of pasta," according to researchers.

Ramendan mubarak!
18/02/2026

Ramendan mubarak!

Wishing you all a very merry Chrifsmas 🎄🍝🍻
24/12/2025

Wishing you all a very merry Chrifsmas 🎄🍝🍻

A place of pilgrimage! Arabella Casa Di Pasta, 7th ward, NOLA. Thanks to brother Chris for bringing this to our attentio...
19/12/2025

A place of pilgrimage! Arabella Casa Di Pasta, 7th ward, NOLA. Thanks to brother Chris for bringing this to our attention 🍝

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chrifsmas 🎵
17/12/2025

It’s beginning to look a lot like Chrifsmas 🎵

A clear sighting. Checkmate, atheists!
16/12/2025

A clear sighting. Checkmate, atheists!

The spider-like formation could be evidence of epic eruptions of water that blast through Europa' surface.

It’s that time of year again. Show us your Chrifsmas decorations 🎄🍝
14/12/2025

It’s that time of year again. Show us your Chrifsmas decorations 🎄🍝

Representative wears colander on her head during session of the Geneva parliament.
27/11/2025

Representative wears colander on her head during session of the Geneva parliament.

Céline Zuber-Roy, députée suisse au Grand conseil de Genève, est intervenue lors d'une séance plénière avec une passoire sur la tête. Une façon de contester une récente décision de la Cour constitutionnelle genevoise autorisant les élus à porter des signes religieux ostentatoires.

Honk if you spot this guy!
28/10/2025

Honk if you spot this guy!

Pastafarianism. The only religion backed by hard science 🍝
13/10/2025

Pastafarianism. The only religion backed by hard science 🍝

Physicists discovered the secret to flawlessly creamy cacio e pepe, and it earned them the Ig Nobel Prize.

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