08/08/2015
Today That God damn Loch Ness Monster almost got tree fiddy! I was at a local baller game dawg (cause we homies who be ballerz yo) and one of da ballerz was ballin' real hard dawg so I went over and started talking to him and once I was about to leave he said "Yo dawg, can I be havin' tree fiddy, homie?" That's right TREE FIDDY! And it was at about that time that I realised that it wasn't a baller but an 8 story tall and a crustacean from the Palaeozoic era. Boy was I mad, so I said "Stop ballin' so hard and get your own tree fiddy you God damn Loch Ness Monster! We work hard for our money and won't be giving it away for no reason! So go!" How dare he ball like that and then try to trick me into giving him tree fiddy!
~ Thomas