Knitting Cherie

09/06/2016

Thank you to the kind person that suggested a category change of Knitting Cherie. Your suggestion has been accepted

15/12/2014

There are 3 things I love in this world
1. Knitting
2. Gangsta Rap
3. Knitting while listening to gangsta rap
This new single from Danny Down South and the Boogie Board Kid completely satisfy my desire for number. Dan D'Ippolito

Listen to 2 of Australiaz Most Wanted by Daniel Peter on

10/07/2014

GOOD NEWS Guys, KNITTING CHERIE is back!!!
Your favourite raunchy knitting Boutique has arisen from the ashes, mightier than ever, and we're proud to announce that our CEO and founder ROBERT GREAVES has revamped his cutting edge vivacious knitting style to provide the world with a whole new look! Stay tuned for detes...

30/11/2013

Sensei Simon Says:
Milk Aladdin's udders to maximise the Calcium content of your Milo!!

29/06/2013

Sensei Simon Says...

What happens to the money in those Gumball/Bouncy ball/Skittles machines in shopping centres?

Does it accumulate millions of dollars over centuries, leaving it to rust and decay until the end of time?

Is it discreetly collected biannually by an armed man in a suit, who then drives off with it in an Aston Martin to a mysterious place?

Does they all fall into a hole in the ground through the centre of the Earth, and then spout out through another hole in Turkey, at a literal Coin Fountain thats drowns its lucky citizens in endless money, albeit from different currencies?
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Or does it sit in the Earth's core, to be melted down in molten lava and made into toys by thousands of Santa's Christmas Elves?

The answer is probably a lot more mundane. Sometimes its more exciting being ignorant ;)

Simon xx

19/06/2013

"Sensei Simon" is an anagram of "Is No Nemesis"
It's true, Sensei Simon is no Nemesis!..
He's your friend...or wants to be ;'(

18/06/2013

My glasses are so big I can't see the rims even in my peripheral vision. In fact, the only time I know I'm even wearing glasses is when I'm looking at myself in the mirror, which is most of the time ;)

18/06/2013

Sensei Simon Says...
I have no recollection of writing these knitting related posts way down the Timeline... Was I born from another life...??? And who the f**k is Brayden Sibbald Solo?

18/06/2013

Did you know that Milo can boost the Calcium of milk by nearly 70%?

For this I will donate 70% of my sponsor Nestlé's payments to Charities I support, including Cancer Council Australia, The Amanda Young Foundation, and Starlight Children's Foundation Australia

I'm not one to flaunt my good deeds, but I don't believe it's my money anyway, so it might as well go to a good cause. Please look into these charities, they are definitely worth it!

18/06/2013

Sensei Simon Says...
Being sponsored by Nestle has it's ups and downs.
UP: I get more money than I can burn, and Free Milo for life
DOWN: I can't be seen in public drinking anything but Nestle products, and have to constantly wear product endorsing clothes and accessories
OVERALL: Can't complain; it could be worse :)

18/06/2013

Sensei Simon Says Touch Your Nose...