06/08/2026
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stop in the desert for the night. After they get their tent all set up, both men fall sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, “Kemo Sabe, look toward sky. What you see?”
The Lone Ranger replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What that tell you?” asks Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute and then says, “Well, astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically speaking, it is evident that the Lord is all-powerful and has created this wonderful universe. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Tonto?”
Tonto is silent for a moment, and then he says, “Kemo Sabe, you dumber than rock. It means someone stole our tent.”
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