Church of Unitology

Church of Unitology Unitology is a religion officially founded on the discoveries of Michael Altman. The promise of the Church of Unitology is one of "transformation and rebirth".

Unitologists adamantly believe that the human race was created by the intelligent design of a divine alien agency, and will be reunified after death in Heaven through the power of a sacred artifact known as the Marker. This scripturalized message is poetic, elusive and unscientific despite their claimed origins in a secret research project, and embodies the abandonment of reason for the profession of unwavering faith in the promise of the Marker. Much of the detail about the Church's inner workings remains undisclosed to outsiders and most adherents. The Unitologist religion is highly eschatological, based upon their conception of the end of days similar to the apocalypses described in many religions. Death is central to Unitology. Unitologists believe that all living beings will intertwine in the manner of the two prongs of the Marker, to become one. They call this process Convergence, and believe that it will alleviate all of the destructive materialistic problems of the human race. Death is the most important part of Unitology practice. Death is the most important step for Unitologists, and Unitologists are encouraged to celebrate the death of loved ones and hope to join them, rather than mourn them. The Unitologists refuse to allow their member's bodies to be buried or cremated, instead preserving them aboard space ships. The reason for this is the belief that a human body must be untouched after death, as it is the "vessel" for the member's convergence. "Convergence" is the belief that upon death, if the human body has been kept intact and the Unitologist has lived an unselfish life, that all the bodies will one day be reborn with ascended spiritual and physical prowess, and will live in unity with his or her other members as a single community. It is heavily encouraged by members that they keep their bodies in the best shape possible upon death.

02/14/2023

Happy late Valentines Day everyone!

Praise Altman!
02/14/2023

Praise Altman!

Anyone excited for this? All hail the marker.
12/13/2022

Anyone excited for this? All hail the marker.

A new report claims Epic Games is partnering with Electronic Arts on a Fortnite and Dead Space crossover that will launch in early 2023.

Happy late Valentines Day everyone!
02/15/2013

Happy late Valentines Day everyone!

12/05/2011

Death is only the Beginning!

12/05/2011
12/05/2011

All hail The Marker! Let the Great Convergence come upon us!

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Earth, Mars, Aegis VII, Titan Station
Spaceport City, NM
MILKYWAY

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