Spirit of Life Community Church

Spirit of Life Community Church A church filled with friends who love God and others and are making disciples for Jesus Christ.

06/01/2026

Computer joke...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better at using the computer.
They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take two hours and itwill judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job.

But, ten minutes before the time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured, and of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed.

The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers.
Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the past two hours.
Satan observed this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??!!"

(You'll love the punch line....)

God shrugged and said, Jesus Saves💕✝️


But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,
faithfulness, gentleness and self-control. Galatians 5:22,23

05/19/2026

May 17, 2026
Pastor Osbornes's Message on Mercy from 2 Timothy 1
(sorry about the choppy beginning)

05/16/2026
05/11/2026

May 10, 2026
Pastor Osborne's message, based on 1 Corinthians 13:4-8.
A Mothers' Day message for the whole family about Love and Mercy.
Happy Mother's Day to all mothers.

05/04/2026

Pastor Osborne's message: The TRUST Test
May 3, 2026
Based on Proverbs 3:1-10

Look at all the crockpots! Soup cook-off night at  Ernie’s clubhouse was a huge success! There were about 10 different s...
04/26/2026

Look at all the crockpots! Soup cook-off night at Ernie’s clubhouse was a huge success! There were about 10 different soups to choose from, or to sample them all, plus grilled cheese and yummy cream puffs!
Some energetic diners also got in a couple games of pickleball.

04/20/2026

APRIL 19, 2026
Pastor Osborne's message on 2 Timothy 315-17
Scripture is Holy and inspired writing
Scripture is vital for instruction
Scripture equips the believer to do God's work

04/12/2026

April 12, 2026
Pastor Osborne's message on God's steadfast mercy, based on Luke 1:78

Let's keep that Easter feeling going.Join us on Sunday mornings at 9:00 for Worship and fellowship.
04/10/2026

Let's keep that Easter feeling going.
Join us on Sunday mornings at 9:00 for Worship and fellowship.

Address

Porter Corners, NY

Opening Hours

8:45am - 12pm

Telephone

(518) 893-0549

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