The Ghost Smackers

09/09/2024

Contact me for a plan of action to rid yourselves of any supernatural bullies. Me and ol' JC got you!

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04/18/2023

If you know...you know. That howling inside, it doesn't go away.

04/18/2023

The only type of monster worthy of forgiveness is the one inside of you. All others must pay the piper. It's me, I'm the piper.

04/07/2023

Time is on my side.

04/07/2023

Sometimes the light inside of me isn't enough to cast out the pulsating darkness which stalks this world. Sometimes, I gotta use my own darkness to envelope and overcome the enemy spirits. Sometimes my evil has to be greater than that of my prey. Because make no mistakes - those that would swallow the souls of mankind are not hunting me. I am hunting them.

05/30/2022

The time is near. The Father Deschain has served his purpose and is inevitably fated to shuffle loose from the mortal coil at the hands of Lilith, the first succubus. She has taken many forms, but this was her most cunning and calculated. Good game. I tap out.

05/29/2022

Listen up, you primitive screwheads.

"And if we are to live together and not to die together, we must learn a kind of charity and a kind of tolerance, which is absolutely vital to the continuati...

05/29/2022

When demons pretend to be angels, guard your soul and call The Ghost Smackers. Now open from dusk till dawn, Saturdays only. When you need a heartless, otherworldly entity straight up kicked in their dirty, ectoplasmic taint...give me a DM. People often ask if I'm joking about all this. Is the safety and sanctity of your eternal soul a laughing matter? Not to me it's not. Let me and ol' J.C take care of them boo boys. We scare the scary ones.

04/14/2022

04/13/2022

I remember the very first paranormal experience that I ever had. I woke up from a nap and saw something quickly scurrying out of my frame of view. This was something the size of a person. The odd thing is that I was the only person in the domicile and...it just seemed like something had changed. There was this undeniable, heavy, static of something being off, different, as if some details of my life had just changed. It kept happening, day after day, night after night, until the moment of complete clarity that I finally had: an epiphany of titanic magnitude. There was some incredible moment in my life which is so monumentally important to these clandestine outside forces that they NEED me to forget and not walk that path. If you have visited this page and are under the impression that it is a joke because I chose to use entertaining verbage, let me assure you, I am as serious as cancer. I call them boo boys because it's humorous. I use dumb downed terms for very serious situations. These things that go bump in the night are very real and they are out to get you. I absolutely can and will ruin their fu***ng day. I am an ordained minister who has studied several world religions as well as quantum physics, etymology, cryptozoology, etc. All while also becoming a physical beast that has become somewhat of a legend among certain crowds. If you have problems with them boo boys, you come whisper in my direction.