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Cheetism One fateful day, the cheetah traveled back in time to lay the first egg, and create the universe. We exist from their efforts, and so we accept Cheesus.

The following is an excerpt from the Chible, summarized for your convenience:
In the beginning, there was nothing. In the end, there will be nothing. In the middle, there are cheetahs. A few special cheetahs used their speed to travel back in time, to lay the first egg to create the universe. From this egg, all life was born. The cheetahs have created, and so they must destroy. There must be bala

nce in the universe, and so the cheetahs must travel back to destroy the egg. Our lives are products of the temporal delay of the cheetahs traveling back through time, and once that delay catches up to us, our time is up. Until then, we have the cheetahs to thank for our very existence. Praises Cheesus.

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