06/01/2026
Hey Facebook, Manny the CPR Manikin here. 🫁
You think your travel schedule is exhausting? Try doing it with no legs.
From Massachusetts all the way out to California, I’ve been logging some serious miles on my coast-to-coast tour. Pastor Kevin get the nice seats; I get folded in half and shoved into a dark canvas duffel bag in the trunk or the overhead bin.
My entire itinerary? Playing dead while hundreds of complete strangers forcefully press on my chest and puffing up my lungs.
I’ve seen it all on the road. TSA agents getting massive jump-scares at the X-ray scanner. Hotel housekeepers slowly backing out of the room when I'm left on the bed. That one time I was strapped into the passenger seat so we could use the carpool lane.
It is a completely undignified existence. But hey, if letting you practice on my plastic ribs means you learn how easy it is to use an AED and save a life, I will gladly take the abuse. 🫀
Ready to take your turn? I’ll be lying unresponsive on the floor at Relevant Church MHK on the 20th for the CPR/AED class. Come push on my chest. Even the kids can do it! Register today!
Just... please wash your hands first. 🧼👇