04/29/2026
Which one of you cootie queens ticked off the Gods? I do not enjoy running outside to save everyone from getting wet (everyone being animals) and not being able to see due to the torrential downpour.
Boots sliding, light barely works, jacket has no hood, Im cursing, the goats are yelling, the ducks are laughing at me almost eating dirt.
The chickens are scared because some weird sasquatch busted into their coop like Bobby Joe had finally found him, only to throw food at them.
The rabbits could care less as long as I stop and stand in the rain to give them attention. If I dont, their thumps rival the thunder.
Hey, I may have taken a very cold shower, but the animals are happy and dry.