Jesus On Fox News

10/21/2025

Second Hypocrisians 3:16:

And lo, they held the Bible in one hand and a deportation order in the other, claiming to follow the Son of Man - yet they cast out children, mocked the poor, and worshipped their own borders more than their God.

And the Lord said unto them: ‘Your love is loud, but your hearts are locked. Depart from me, for I do not know you.’

What are your thoughts?

10/21/2025

Blessed are the American people… and only the American people 🇺🇸🦅🍷 ”

10/21/2025

Hope Karen brought some shorts for the Mar-a-Lago Resort package… it’s hot as hell down there 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

06/19/2025

✝️ Just touched down. Dad sent me. Said America needed help. He asked me to spread His word…as interpreted by American conservatives.

First impressions?

– Too many books in schools
– Not enough AR-15s

It’s weird being back. You preach my name louder than ever— but I barely recognize the version of me you’re shouting about.

Anyway, I’ll be reporting live from the border wall construction site this week. Stay blessed—unless you’re woke. Apparently that disqualifies you now.