05/20/2026
I genuinely feel like when I’m hypomanic there should be some kind of legally required sign hanging around my neck that says:
⚠️ “CURRENTLY HYPO MANIC. DO NOT ASK ABOUT STORE CREDIT CARDS, MEMBERSHIPS, OR ‘LIMITED TIME OFFERS.’” ⚠️😂😂
Because why does every cashier suddenly catch me at my most overconfident moment?? In that state I fully believe I have excellent financial judgment, a thriving future, and the ability to manage 47 reward accounts responsibly. I’ll walk into Target needing shampoo and leave with a credit card, a rewards membership, and the confidence of a millionaire who definitely “shops here all the time anyway.” Hypomania really turns “no thanks” into “you know what… that actually sounds smart.” 😭
Does anyone else relate 😂😆