06/20/2024
Only real Jamaicans call the entire leg, foot, and the entire arm, hand.
Only real Jamaicans put crazy baby powder pon dem pickney neck after dem bathe dem! fresh wi seh!
Only real Jamaicans say headtop, footbottom, neckback.
Only real Jamaicans live in another country for 50 years and never lose their accent.
Only real Jamaicans will say that gas is the reason for any pain and tea is the cure.
"mi foot ah hot me!", "drink tea... ahh gyas".
Only real Jamaicans turn up to a party at 1a.m an know seh it a done 2a.m an den cuss bout "wah kinda bleep bleep-rude word dat?", an dem jus reach.
Only Real Jamaicans have friends weh name "BIGGZ" "POOCHIE" "BROWN MAN" "MR CHIN" "MACHIZ " BLACKS"DRIVER" "JUICEY" "CREAMY" “FATTY “ “PLUMBER” “CARPENTER “ etc
Only real Jamaicans rub white rum while sick instead of vicks.
Only real Jamaicans can have phone conversations with sound effects like... Ehheeeeeh, mhhm, ehhh!, yuh too lie! awoah.
Only real Jamaicans know that 'soon come' means anything but.
Only real Jamaicans know that "foreign" is just one country.... maybe two. And can be different from “abroad” or “overseas “
Only real Jamaicans call pomegranate, ponganot.
Only real Jamaicans are NEVER done talking when we say, "mi done taak!"
Only real Jamaicans "Put it pon youchube".
Only real Jamaicans Alphabet --Hay, B, C, D, He, Hef, Gee, Hayitch, Hi, J, K , Hel, Hem, Hen, Ho, Pe, Q, Har, Hes, T, Hugh, V,W, Hex, Hwhy, Zed.
Only real Jamaicans have a 'birth cerfi-ticket'.
Only real Jamaicans go to watch a 'flim'.
Only real Jamaicans express sympathy with the word 'hush'.
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