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21/06/2017

You are free " 😪💔
You are free.
You are free that I being importunate.
You are now free on my harassment.
You are now independently with my jokes.
You are now free to pick up-up lines.
You are now free on my care.
You are free in that concern me.
You are free on my hands.
You are free in the poem I wrote.
You are now malaya for the protagonist of the istoryang I did.
You are now free in my illusion, to the end of you and me.
Love, you are free.
Free-free now.
But you're still good, free.
While me, eto... still confined.
I'm still confined to rehas you created.
Rehas generated since you said you love me.
Loved, loved it really me?
Or you just said that you are not crush on your crush, and I'll be your napagtripan?
But expensive, anupaman the reason will expect me.
I hope that I can have "popcorn",
In the end there's a lot you and I.
Love when you break free is you left the door open a rehas.
But however I will never wish to appear.
Because I still waiting for you.
I hope no man today, tomorrow or in the coming years, one day you will return.
It will occur to you that you should not agree with my pagpapalaya sa ' yo.
You imaginable that one person who is trying to love a person who is willing to isakripisyo everything for you. And those times that you are incoming within the door of the rehas that you left tomorrow. I isasarado that ' to.
Your admission is in the way of our dreams for each other.
We'll do the impossible for others.
We ikukulong each other,
And Let's not nanaising come out yet.
We ikukulong each other,
Here at rehas that closed.
So expensive, I hope you come back.
As much as possible will come back.
Because I also want to be happy.
So expensive, please just,
Come back... 😭😭

14/06/2017

Kung papapiliin ka sa EXO o BTS, bakit ako ang a napili mo?

14/06/2017

Nag chat sakin si crush, sabi "You are now connected to messenger"

13/06/2017

Hindi ka nga A*O para habulin siya.
Pero AHAS ka para gapangin siya. 👊😏

10/06/2017

NOON: (|)
NGAYON: (())
REALQUICK BESS😂

04/06/2017

"FUNNY NAMES OF PLACES IN THE PHILIPPINES"
1. Calle Pogi, Daet, Camarines Norte
2. Macho Drive, Pacita Laguna
3. Pantihan Street, Panghulo, Malabon
4. Puerto Libog, Parañaque City
5. Kanto Tinio, Commonwealth, Quezon City
6. Kalye Buntisan, Bocaue, Bulacan:
7. Barangay Inoman and Malasin,Pozorrubio, Pangasinan
8. Barangay Baliw Daya and Barangay Suso, Santa Maria, Ilocos Sur
9. Dara Bulbul, Tarlac
10. In Leyte, Barangay Kapukian and Barangay Cantutang
11. In Laguna 2 towns next to each other, Anos and Bayog. So when asked where Bayog is:
“Paglagpas mo sa Anos, makikita mo na ang Bayog.”
12. Malate Barangay Kabantutan.
13. In Bohol, a town called Baklayon.
14. In Pandi, Bulacan: Barangay Masuso.
15. In Bocaue: Right after Pogi Street, you’ll find Kalye Buntisan.
16. In Batangas, you’ll find “Mababang Paaralan ng Mataas na Kahoy”.
17. In Infanta: Barangay Katamblingan.
18. In Palauig, Zambales: Barangay ti ti -on
19. Bisa, Sorsogon: Barangay Ticol.
20. Sexmoan (Susmuan), Pampanga.
21. There’s a barangay in Batangas called: Barangay Walang Balahibo Ibaba.
22. In Barangay Inuman in Antipolo, you’ll also find Inuman Elementary School.
23. In SM Fairview, there’s a jeepney going to Bigte. So the barker goes:
“Sinong magbi-Bigte diyan, sakay na!”
24. Kili-kili Village, Lanao Del Sur
25. In Guagua, you’ll find Barangay Bading.
26. Barangay Kaybagal, in Tagaytay.
27. Lasingan Town, in Quirino.
28. In Tarlac: Barangay Mapuke.
29. In San Narciso, Quezon: Sapang Matae (people call it SM for short).
30. In Lucban, Quezon: Barrio Latiti.
31. In Palawan : Barangay Tinitian.
32. In Nueva Ecija: Barangay Maestrangkikay.
33. In Camiguin, Barangay Ma-ipis is next to Barangay Bangag.
34. In Sorsogon, there’s a town called Gubat. So when asked, “Taga saan ka?” They answer: “Taga-Gubat.”
35. In Antipolo, there’s no water in Sitio Tubigan, so people make igib in the adjacent barangays.
36. In Batangas: Barrio Makeke.
37. Sisters of Mary Convent, Brgy. Pulong Diablo, Antipolo Rizal.
38. Quezon (?)Sitio Supot, next to Sitio Matae.
39. In Bataan: Barangay Ba-yag Kabayo.
40. In Calamba: Barangay Tulo.
41. In Imus, Cavite: Barrio Tansang Luma.
42. In Albay, “Mababang Paaralan ng Mataas”.
43. Pasong Kabayo is right next to Pulong Ebak.
44. In Aurora: Barangay Pulong Pu ke.
45. In Leyte: Barangay Kapukian and Barangay Cantutang.
46. In Lucena: Barangay Tampalpuke.]
47. In Isabela; Bangag
48. A barangay in Bacacay, Albay is named HINDI. So, signages read: “Hindi Elementary School”,
“Hindi Barangay Hall”, “Hindi Health Center”,etc. So confusing!!
(ctto)

03/06/2017

Ako yung tipo ng Babae na kayang pigilan ang Luha at nararamdaman para hindi magmukang mahina at kawawa sa harap ng maraming Tao.

03/06/2017

Hi 👋

Ako nga pala yung NAGMAMAHAL ng tao na HINDI NAMAN AKO MAHAL. 😢😞💔

02/06/2017

Go Cavs kayo ng Go Cavs!!
Go Golden State kayo ng Go Golden State!!

I cheer niyo naman SUNDALO natin na nakikilaban sa MAUTE GROUP! Punyemas! 😡😏

HAPPY JUNE-JUNE DAY!!8===👊==D💦💦 ugh! 😂👌
31/05/2017

HAPPY JUNE-JUNE DAY!!
8===👊==D💦💦 ugh! 😂👌

31/05/2017

AYAW MONG MASAKTAN? 💔
AYAW MO MAG DUGO? 💦

EDI WAG MONG IPA*OK!

Baesic! 😏👌

31/05/2017

Kaway kaway sa mga estudyanteng hindi mag tra transfer ng School!

Tayo talaga ang tinatawag na LOYAL!!

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