21/03/2019
10 things You Must Know Before Getting Married.
1. No matter how posh your spouse is, just
remember that one day they'll use the toilet and
may not remember to flush it well. Yes you'll
see his/her faeces. Does that sound nice?
2. As much as you both will smell nice to
occasions with glamourous apparels, sometimes
you'd wake up to their bad breaths and body odour!
They won't always smell nice!
3. Your wife during dating wore her best panties. In
marriage, you might see more of torn panties, and
shame won't even catch her sef. Be ready, that your
hubby who changed boxer everyday during dating
days might be wearing one for a week in marriage.
4. For men with blown egos, one day your wife will
challenge, beat her hand to her chest, and you won't
do anything. Lol. Ntor!
5. Some days you'd malice with your spouse all
through the day, but you'll be forced to apologise
even when you're not at fault because your body will
do you somehow at night and can't just hold it. You
will humble your ego. Wink
6. Your seraphic and sanctimonious spouse who
you hardly saw any fault in, after honeymoon might
be the most annoying thing ever. Lol. E dey clear
for eyes sometimes.
7. As a man who's all passionate about s*x now,
you can't wait to marry. A time will come in
marriage, she'd walk around naked and your
manhood won't even stand. “Young woman abeg let
me rest I'm tired..”
8. Your wife will provoke you and you'd reject food,
thinking she'd beg, and she'd just walk away and go
to bed. Las las, you'll hide and go and eat. That's
what we call trimming your ego. *Holds laugh*
9. Your spouse might love you, but you'll have to
deal with the reality that there might be one of your
siblings they won't really like sha.
10. There might be times you'll wake up and feel
like, “how did I even marry this person”. You'll feel
like you just want to be, not because they
necessarily did anything wrong o. But guess what?
No exit door.
11. (Jara): Be ready, what used to trip you about
your spouse might wane with time. Marriage comes
with a lot of rediscovery and plethora of phases.
12. (Another Jara )
When you have kids, sometimes you'll just be tired.
You'll feel like taking a break from parenting. As in,
you'll just want to throw them out. But no escape
for you. They are products of una two enjoyment.
Your cross.
Sorry o, I forgot, you'll be feeling your spouse is the
most amazing person in the world till you meet
someone else who is 200% better than them.
Marriage isn't about having the best, but building
your best.
Are you still sure you want to marry?
Just asking because am catching cold already
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