14/05/2026
ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!!
A free admission is being offered into any of these two Universities, make a choice.
(A) UNIVERSITY OF HELL
QUALIFICATIONS
Candidate must have at least one pass in the following subjects.
1. Covetousness — Eph. 4:19
2. Disobedience — 1Tim 3:1
3. Drunkenness — Gal 5:21
4. Fornication — Rom. 1:29
5. Adultery — Heb. 13:4
6. Abortion — Rom 3:15
7. Stealing — 1Cor. 6:9
8. Fighting — Rom 3:16
9. Hatred — 1 Sam 23:8
10. Murder — Gal 5:21
11. Rioting — Lk 15:13
12. Abuse — 1Cor. 9:18
13. Lying — Rev. 21:8
14. Lust — Ps 106:14
15. R**e — 2 Sam 13:14
16. 1Cultism — Acts 19:19
17. Cheating — Prov. 20:10
18. Extortioners — 1Cor. 6:10
And Other unrighteousness — Rom. 1:29.
Candidate who do not have pass in the above subjects but have any knowledge of the following skills will be admitted.
1. Ma********on — 1Cor. 6:9
2. Promiscuity — James 4:4
3. Arrogance — Prov. 8:13
4. Seduction — Rev. 2:20
5. Witchcraft — 1Sam 28:7
6. Lewdness — 2Sam 13:14
7. Sedition — Act 24:5
8. Idolatry — Deut. 4:23
9. Gossips — Eph 5:4
10. Jesting — Eph 5:4
11. Strife — 2Cor 12:20
12. Pride — 2Tim. 3:2
13. Homosexuality — 1Cor. 6:9
14. Stubbornness — Judge 2:19
15. Effeminate — Cor 6:9
16. Backbiting — Rom 1:30
17. Murmuring — Exo 3:11
18. Unthankful — 2Tim 3:2
19. Envying — Rom 1:29
Note:
A good knowledge of how to ridicule the word of God, expose your nakedness and body structure through dressing and cheating in the examination hall will be an added advantage.
For more details contact any of the following admission offices
All Cults (Acts 19:18-19)
False Prophets and teachers (2 Peter 2:1)
Other places of immoral display
Going to place where prayers are made and not prayed.
OR
The Registrar
University of Hell
P.O. Box Sin
000-666 Fax 6660-00066
Website. www. Unihell
(B) UNIVERSITY OF HEAVEN
QUALIFICATIONS
Failure in all the subjects,
skills and knowledge
required for the University of
hell (Heb. 1-9).
1. Acknowledge of sin Ps. 51:3
2. Rejection of sin Lk. 19:8
3. Confession of sin 1Jn. 1:9
4. Repentance Lk 13:3,5
5. Being born again Eph. 4:19-24
Jn 3:3
6. Holy living Rom. 12:1-2 2 Cor, 7:1
7. Holy Ghost baptism
8. Watching and Praying
Matt 26:4
Candidate with Holy Ghost baptism, fruits and gifts of the Holy Ghost will be admitted.
A good knowledge of the word of God. Psalm 119:9-11
Preaching and doing it will be an added advantage (1 Timothy 4:16)
For more details contact:
WATCHMAN CATHOLIC CHARISMATIC RENEWAL MOVEMENT FELLOWSHIP
Tues: Charismatic Hour 5.30 pm
Thurs: Bible Study 5.30 pm
Sun: Sunday Light 9.00 am
Venue: Any Watchman Catholic Charismatic Renewal Movement Fellowship Centre
Note:
HEAVEN IS A PLACE OF EVERLASTING JOY SEEK IT
(John 3:16, John 14:1-3)
HELL IS A PLACE OF EVERLASTING TORMENT AND IS REAL AVOID IT
(Mark 9:43-48, Rev. 21:8)
