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Funny Jokes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹1). The sweetest moment is when you Copy from your friend in a Text or Exam and when the Results come out...
10/09/2024

Funny Jokes ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‹

1). The sweetest moment is when you Copy from your friend in a Text or Exam and when the Results come out and the Teacher mention your name among the Highest in class....See swag ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž

2). I have never seen an Ambulance in a Filling Station ๐Ÿค”....or are they driving on Blood๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

3). My Brother go and Hustle hard,Get paid and buy Beans and Egg,๐Ÿ˜‹eat and Mess in the Bus so that Everyone will Smell your Success ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

4). If you slap me,Push me, or Beat me I will forgive you๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž ..... But if you Jump me while Sharing Rice in a Wedding or Party..๐Ÿคฏ ....We Die There ooo๐Ÿ”ฅ Because I hate Nonsense ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

5). Iyke and His Teacher....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Teacher; Iyke can you tell me the meaning of the word Period?
Iyke; Sir I don't know ooo,but I know it's a Bad thing.
Teacher; Surprised...Iyke why did you say that?
Iyke; Because last week my Sister told my Father that she missed her Period and my Father Fainted ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6). Bathing Showers are made for Tall people,,๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ Shot people should go and Use Tap ๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ....Yeeee who stone me๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

7). As for those you that cover your Book during Text or Exam in secondary School..๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค.I hope you are now working in The National House of Assembly ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

8). Welcome to Nigeria where..If NEPA bring light without seizing it for more than 8 hours...We will go and Report at the NEPA office..that the Transformer has developed Fault๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

9). If Someone from Mexico is called a Mexican...๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ .....Then someone from Jericho is called what???..๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด ....I hope it's not what I use to buy Fuel that you want to call ooo๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

10). God is good ooooo.....This December will be sweet ooo๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹.. Because I don't need to use 500k to buy iPhone 12 for a girl to Hangout ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.....All I need to do is just buy Onions for her๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Economy Hard ๐Ÿ˜

11).You are trying to go without Sharing๐Ÿ™„? heaven is far from you ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Pls follow my page ๐Ÿ‘‰


One of the illustrious sons of my community bags an award alongside imo governor's wife and others
10/09/2024

One of the illustrious sons of my community bags an award alongside imo governor's wife and others

๐Ÿคญ LAUGH ๐Ÿ˜‚1. I can take a Bullรซt for my babe ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™ˆ...as long as itโ€™s chilled๐Ÿ˜‡โ€š other Energy drinks give me headache๐Ÿ˜Œ... What...
09/09/2024

๐Ÿคญ LAUGH ๐Ÿ˜‚

1. I can take a Bullรซt for my babe ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ™ˆ...
as long as itโ€™s chilled๐Ÿ˜‡โ€š other Energy drinks give me headache๐Ÿ˜Œ...
What were you thinking ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
2. Favour why again na ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ...
Just because we met at a funerรคl, and I gave you my new phone number, you now went ahead and saved my number as โ€œBurial boyโ€!! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„
Your papa na undertaker๐Ÿ˜’... Nรถnsense ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
3. Playing with kids is very stressful,
My neighborโ€™s child has been cryรฏng since morning cause I refuse to eat the food he made with sand ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
4. Mathematics teachers wรฏll teach you Additionโ€š give Subtraction for class workโ€š Multiplication for home workโ€š Division for class test, then quadratic equation during Exams ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
5. Since I borrowed #1โ€š000 from MTN last month they keep sending me messages like โ€œRecharge #1โ€š000 and stand a chance of winning 2 houses in Lekkiโ€.๐Ÿ™„
They think I donโ€™t have sensรซ mtcheeew. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฑ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
6. Welcome to Nigerรฏa, where you will see a hรผngry fan saying we bought Ronaldo for 15O million pounds ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
7. Girl: Hi Darling
Boy: Whatโ€™s up uhn
Girl: Sweetie can you please sub for me ?
Boy: Iโ€™m sorry I donโ€™t have money
Girl: Okay bro
(Darling and Sweetie has tรผrned to bro)๐Ÿ™„
See, look here everyone, FEร„R WOMร‹N oo ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
8. If a wรถman looks at you while sheโ€™s silent and suddenly say... โ€œHmmmmโ€๐Ÿ˜ณ be careful ooโ€š sheโ€™s discussing with satรคn about your case ๐Ÿคญ I tell you oo ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9. My sister donโ€™t be a boring girlfriend ๐Ÿ˜‡... At times stretch rubber band and fรฏre it on his heรคd ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿคญ
But Omolola, no try am for me oo, because na dรฏe ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10. Dearie ๐Ÿฅฐ, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me๐Ÿ™ˆ, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post๐Ÿ™ and adding me as your Friend, Love you All ๐Ÿ’–

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09/09/2024

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08/09/2024

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I'll double it if you follow me.
Oya let's do this guys

Happy Sunday people of God
08/09/2024

Happy Sunday people of God

07/09/2024
Nothing person no go see for this country ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
07/09/2024

Nothing person no go see for this country ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญA handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is r...
07/09/2024

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญA handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

-The client: is room 39 empty?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.

Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

When he does, I will let you know... thank you for reading.

Do you want to come and bรซรฃt me?

Me too, I'm looking for the guy who sent me this! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ•บ

Am off to disturb another group of people ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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From the table of the RT Rev chukwugoziem Nwachinemere Victor Ejimkonye the pioneer bishop and wife, Mrs Amarachi Ejimko...
21/01/2024

From the table of the RT Rev chukwugoziem Nwachinemere Victor Ejimkonye the pioneer bishop and wife, Mrs Amarachi Ejimkonye, mama Oguta, we officially welcome you the RT Rev Wilson to the cathedral church of holy Trinity orthodox Anglican church umuofeke Agwa Oguta L.G.A

See who came visiting... The RT Rev Wilson
21/01/2024

See who came visiting...
The RT Rev Wilson

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