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First, you had a scándał of scripting miracles.Then, a woman came out to say she had an affair with you, well, we though...
29/12/2025

First, you had a scándał of scripting miracles.

Then, a woman came out to say she had an affair with you, well, we thought it was just an affair so it didn't make sense that a grown woman was calling out a man she was willingly involved with.

We told her to rest.

But it came out that the whole scândal was dirtíer than two adults having a consensuäl relationship.

And, to spite her more, you posted more about your marriage videos. Beautiful ones with indirect remarks targeted at her.

She kept talking.

And you got her arrësted which was justified because she was saying a lot that could be classified as defamatioñ and there are actually crimiñal aspects of defamatioñ, huh? Okay.

You came out to say that the law was taking its course, we agreed that the law should take its course and those who allege should truly prove what they alleged, just as you said.

Then, a young man, VDM gave an ultimatum for you or whoever got her arrësted to release her within a given period, and even gave a tip of more dirtÿ secrets that could come out if you failëd to do his bidding.

And truly, she was released before the ultimatum, with reports that you knelt to beg.

That report was hard to believe because, you had said that the law would take its course and that he who alleges must prove, how then was I going to believe that the man who spoke with confidence and demanded proof in the law court could beg on his knees?

And then came your lawyer, serving lawsuits, narrating how you accepted pregnancieś from strangë womeñ.

And there was Doris still speaking about you begging offline while your lawyer does the opposite online.

And all of a sudden, she came up with a child, singing; “Chris na your pikin be dis oh, you no get another one, na your pikin be dis oh…”

And the next day, you, who challenged your accusërś to provide proof in court, are suddenly on your knees, begging your accusërs and others we don't know about to forgive you, on a promise to make restitution?

10/12/2025

SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP OR MANIPULATION? HOW INNOCENT GIRLS ARE GETTING DESTROYED IN THE NAME OF “MY DADDY IN THE LORD” OR “OUR PASTOR” 😂😭😭

Not every “Daddy in the Lord” is from God.
Some of them are just h***y uncles wearing cassocks and hiding behind scriptures.

You meet them in church when your life is broken…
You go to them for mentorship, prayer, or healing.
You open your heart — thinking they’ll help your soul.
But what they really want is your body.

Now you're battling confusion, shame, and spiritual depression, all because you trusted a man who was supposed to protect you.

Let’s talk about it. This post is not for religious noise makers. It’s for truth seekers.
Because too many innocent girls are being used, silenced, and spiritually r***d in the name of mentorship.

Read slowly.

1. “GOD SHOWED ME YOUR STAR” IS HOW THEY START THE MANIPULATION

They don’t come straight. Never.
They study your weakness — especially if you’re quiet, loyal, or broken.
They start small:

“You’re special.”
“God is taking you far.”
“You carry a powerful grace.”

Then they offer to mentor you.
Suddenly, it’s late-night calls.
Private “prayer appointments.”
“Special one-on-one deliverance.”

From there, the man who was once praying over your life is now playing with your body.
And when you cry, he says:

“Don’t worry. Even David fell… but God still used him.” 😒

🛑 That’s not mentorship. That’s grooming.

2. THEY USE SCRIPTURE TO CONTROL YOU, NOT TO SAVE YOU

Once they sleep with you, they go spiritual:

“You’re already mine spiritually, no going back.”
“If you talk, you’ll curse your destiny.”
“You touched God’s anointed, now you’ll suffer.”

The same Bible that was supposed to heal your heart now becomes a prison.
And because you love God, you’re afraid to speak out.
So you die in silence.
You wear white to choir practice, but you feel dirty inside.
You lift hands in worship, but your spirit is heavy.

Let’s be clear —

This is not grace. This is gaslighting.

There are more "Lost" souls in the churches than those out there. The church needs to be re-evangelised through sound do...
23/08/2025

There are more "Lost" souls in the churches than those out there. The church needs to be re-evangelised through sound doctrine.

29/06/2025

Let’s be honest.
This generation is not short on religion — it’s short on repentance.

You're not struggling with sin. You're comfortably romancing it.
You don’t want deliverance — you just want to look holy while living dirty.

You carry Bible on Sunday as a pastor,
But your real identity is hidden in your chats, sneaky calls, and late-night calIs.

You’re trying to mix holiness and hoeness.
But the result is confusion, guilt, and spiritual deadness.
You can’t serve God and the devil.
You can’t be loyal to the altar and still bow to lust.
You’ll lose — and when you lose, it will be publicly.
YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING
You think God is slow because punishment hasn’t come yet.
But remember:
Mercy delays judgment — it doesn’t cancel it.

Keep mocking God with your secret lifestyle,
And watch how public disgrace becomes your next breakthrough.

God sees everything.
And one day, the curtain will fall
It’s either you’re for God — or you’re not.
No middle ground.
No fake fire.
No filtered hypocrisy.

19/02/2025

Some pastors will never make heaven,how can u sleep with somebody’s wife and still use anointing oil as lubricant 😳😳na wah ooo 😳

28/10/2024

My dear Prophet, there's difference between the old testament prophet and the new testament prophet, stop going about cursing people.
Dear Priest, you are not a priest after the Levitical order, stop telling people to buy you goats and fowls in the name of altar versus altar, you are a priest after the order of Jesus, his blood is enough sacrifice.

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