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26/11/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"🤷🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "I don't know."🤨

Student: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge and put it in😌. I have another question!"🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"🤷‍♂️

Teacher: "It's easy😊, you just open the fridge
and put it in."😌

Student: "No sir😐, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in."😌

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one🙂. If all the animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one would it be?"🤔

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."☺️

Student: "No sir🤨, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."😩

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"😕

Student: "No sir😌, 1 last question."🙋🏼‍♂️

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"🤔

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a boat to cross."😌

Student: "No sir😕, you just swim🏊and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party including the crocodile ..."💃💃

Teacher:☹️ "I have my own question😩, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person..."😏

Student: "No idea sir..."🤷

Teacher: "It's you😒 because you are on two weeks suspension🙄 for giving me headache.

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26/11/2025

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31/10/2025

Finally President Trumph has responded to the genocide going on Nigeria

30/10/2025

INSULTING THE LIVING,
PRAISING THE DEATH - A DEMONIC CULTURE

This write-up which is two weeks late ,
Laments the global culture of under-mining living legends only to sing their praises on hearing their demise.

The death last month of Charles Kirk who was shot death during his usual Campus-debate show in USA, was one of the most publicized with high-Profile leaders across stratas praising his great qualities and abilities.

I realise that the phenomenon of showering encomiums on the death is not only African.

Here in Nigerian, Our fathers in the faith have been reduced to objects of ridicule, insults and scum by young christians most of whom lack the spiritual right to run a house-fellowship.

We find children of yesterday emboldened by demonic-arrogance and rebel-pastors fire dirtiest tribe of dictions on Fathers like Papa-Pastor Adeboye, Bishop Oyedepo, this now late Dr Umai Ukpai and other generation of progressive pastors.

When Dr Umai testified that he had in the spirit been to heaven twice, a Nigerian pastor famous for attacking fathers in the faith along-side some of his followers made the worst genre of mockery on his testimony.

Self-aclaimed Christians boasting accurate-knowledge of Christ throll Papa-Pastor Adeboyes sermons and prayers sniffing for faults, and they barely leave without leaving some toxic comments of disapproval and insults!

Now that Dr Rev. Umai is late, come and see the showers of exalt-ittues poured at him.

Let's stop reserving our praises for people after they die. Praise them now.

Our great Pastors/ Missionaries are still alive, let us show gratitude to them now that they are still alive.

It might help them to live a little longer.
It might calm their BP hearing good words about them from us.

This present ubiquitous love shown to the late Dr Umai Ukpai could have helped his self-esteem if it came last month

07/10/2025

*WEDNESDAY, 8 OCTOBER*
*TEXT: 1 TIMOTHY 4:1-11*
*TOPIC: BEWARE OF FALSE TEACHERS*

*1 TIMOTHY 4:1-11 NIV*

1:The Spirit clearly says that in later times some will abandon the faith and follow deceiving spirits and things taught by demons.

2:Such teachings come through hypocritical liars, whose consciences have been seared as with a hot iron.

3:They forbid people to marry and order them to abstain from certain foods, which God created to be received with thanksgiving by those who believe and who know the truth.

4:For everything God created is good, and nothing is to be rejected if it is received with thanksgiving,

5:because it is consecrated by the word of God and prayer.

6:If you point these things out to the brothers and sisters, you will be a good minister of Christ Jesus, nourished on the truths of the faith and of the good teaching that you have followed.

7:Have nothing to do with godless myths and old wives’ tales; rather, train yourself to be godly.

8:For physical training is of some value, but godliness has value for all things, holding promise for both the present life and the life to come.

9:This is a trustworthy saying that deserves full acceptance.

10:That is why we labor and strive, because we have put our hope in the living God, who is the Savior of all people, and especially of those who believe.

11:Command and teach these things.

*BEWARE OF FALSE TEACHERS*

The Bible is full of warnings about the events that will characterize the end times.

One of such is an increase in lies which will make people fall victims of false teaching.

People will follow deceiving spirits and teachings of demons which will teach different things that will affect the faith of brethren on matters of marriage, eating certain foods and many more.

These people are referred to as hypocritical liars, they were brethren who abandon the faith and want others go the same way with them.

We must separate ourselves from such people and train ourselves to be godly as we

04/10/2025

Session 3 Thursday morning
Speaker:Rev Prof Emmanuel Anana Itapson
Text: Matthew 20:20-28
Topic:It shall not be so among you!
1. À mother's lobby and presumption of power
Lust for power is what the disciples fail to perceive
a.Kingdom system vs world system
b. The corrupting combination of power and money
2. The shift from BURDEN of leadership to BENEFITS of leadership
Miss priority of power/leadership when people focus on the benefits not the burden.
a. Leading by the power of example (David vs Araunah 2 Samuel 24:18)
b. Leading by the example of power (Ahab vs Naboth 1Kings21)
3. Understanding The Diotrephes syndrome
Three responses:
1.Remember where you started.
2.Have Tidal courage (wait for your time)
3.Inspired imagination, there is no ' BACKUP'plan to help the church, you are the only one.
If the world has not seen the only one that God has consecrated then be the one.