15/10/2016
Wow! Such a creative way of presenting Jesus!
*My CV*
*Personal Details*
Name : JESUS CHRIST
Address : Ephesians 1:20
Phone : Romans 10:13
Website : Bible
Keywords : Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus
My name is Jesus - The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my CV because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Feel free to read my details below.
*Qualifications*
🔺I founded the earth and established the heavens, (see Proverbs 3:19)
🔺I formed man from the dust of the ground, (see Genesis 2:7)
🔺I breathed into man the breath of life, (see Genesis 2:7)
🔺I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (see Galatians 3:13)
The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (see Galatians 3:14)
*Occupational Background*
🔺I've only had one employer, (see Luke 2:49).
🔺I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful.
My employer raves of my work, (see Matthew 3:15-17).
*Skills and Work Experiences*
Some of my skills and work experiences include: healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, restoring sight to the blind and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (see Luke 4:18).
🔺I am a Wonderful Counselor, (see Isaiah 9:6). People who listen to me shall dwell safely and shall not fear evil, (see Proverbs 1:33).
Most importantly, I have the authority, ability and power to cleanse you of your sins, (see I John 1:7-9)
*Educational Background*
🔺I encompass the entire breadth and length of knowledge, wisdom and understanding, (see Proverbs 2:6).
In me are hidden all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (see Colossians 2:3).
My Word is so powerful, it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (see Psalms 119:105).
🔺I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (see Psalms 44:21).
*Major Accomplishments*
🔹I was an active participant in the greatest Summit Meeting of all times, the creation (see Genesis 1:26 and John 1:1).
🔹I laid down my life so that you may live, (see 2 Corinthians 5:15).
🔹I defeated the archenemy of God and mankind and made a show of them openly, (see Colossians 2:15).
🔹I've miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick and raised the dead!
🔹There are many more major accomplishments, too many to mention here. You can read them in a book published in print or online...See the Bible.
You don't need an Internet connection or computer to access it.
*References*
Nature demonstrates daily the power of my handiwork. Believers and followers worldwide testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration, and supernatural guidance.
*Summary*
Now that you've read my CV, I'm confident that I'm the only candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart.
In summation, I will properly direct your paths, (see Proverbs 3:5-6), and lead you into everlasting life, (see John 6:47).
When can I start? Time is of the essence, (see Hebrews 3:15).
Send this CV to everyone you know, you never know who may have an opening for me!
May God the Father bless you!
