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Temple of Ned is the religious foundation of his Divine Holiness, Cosmic Ruler - Ned, Lord of the Un

26/02/2021

NED KITTY'S FUND. We have no words to express our gratitude for your love and support. Our beautiful black cat Ned was buried on February 24/2021, near a holy well under a rose bush, after 3 weeks struggle against cancer and leukaemia. Friends offered to create a life saver fundraising to help other kitties when their owners cannot afford a treatment, and it is such a beautiful idea. We are giving these donations to our local veterinary practice, and there is now there, a special envelop written on it "Ned Kittie's Fund". To participate, here is the Paypal link, please write "Ned Kitty's Fund". https://paypal.me/Elenadanaanhealing?...
Thank you so much...

22/02/2021

RIP beloved Ned 2012-2021
Ned passed through the otherworld tonight, returning to his divine home in the constellation of Orion. This page will remain here for 1 week then it will be removed. Thank you so much to all of Ned's fans for all the fun and humour we shared here.

24/01/2021

Thank you to Gertrude Anthrax for sending in this wonderful oil portrait of me! I don't usually wear a crown, but of course it is entirely fitting that I should have one, as divine Cosmic Ruler. If anyone wants to make me one I won't complain...

23/01/2021

Some people are worried about MSM censorship, big-tech spying, etc. Well yes, you should be worried - I am watching ALL OF YOU and those of you who are my followers have nothing to fear. As for the rest of them - be afraid, be very afraid! Ha ha ha (maniacal laughter). Peace and love guys, Ned x

12/01/2021

I am the controller...
You humans think you have free will, but it is merely an illusion. The national leaders, the WHO, NATO, BRICS, WEF, Religious leaders, the Bank of International Settlements all bow down to me, the Cosmic Ruler.
I am the darkness from which the light emerges, so don't be bothering with all these lads, pay attention to me only! Oh and don't forget to send me more Sheba!

05/01/2021

For those who doubt my credentials to be a despotic cult leader and Cosmic Ruler - suck on this, my PhD!

31/12/2020

HAPPY NEW YEAR HUMANS!
I'd like to wish all Neddists a wonderful year ahead in 2021. With me in your life it can only get better as I am sure to brighten your days and lift your puny human spirits towards my divine radiance.
So, make some new resolutions - be nice to each other (even though you humans are all idiots), try to make the world a bit cleaner (I do not want MY planet wrecked by Mr Stupid thanks), recruit more people to join the sacred Temple Of Ned! And lastly, don't forget to send me some Sheba to show how much you love me!
Divine blessings of purrfection from the uncreated one, Cosmic Ruler, Ned, Lord of the Universe xx

24/12/2020

TEMPLE OF NED CHRISTMAS MESSAGE
Beloved followers and worshipers, I'd like to send you all my divine blessings of purrrfection at this special time of year. I thank you for the shower of presents (Sheba is best) and those that gave receive a special gift of divine radiance. Thanks to my ambassadors across the world, working hard to gain more Neddists to our community. I will rule this world, with you my faithful flock at my side - none can stand before me, I am unstoppable!!!

23/12/2020

Some of my followers may be concerned that I might not be an equal opportunities Religious Cult Leader. However, such rumours are totally unfounded, I treat all of you the same - men, women, children, whatever sexuality, race, colour etc, you are all the same to me - destined to become my subjects. Perhaps 'Hate' is a bit strong, more like pity, disdain, annoyance, dissatisfaction, laughter, well it's not you're fault, you lot are only human after all! Not everyone can be purrrrrfect like me!

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