22/02/2026
Our Women’s Vice-Captain Nadia has been a part of the club since first year - though her debut was… memorable, to say the least. Legend has it that after the infamous Freshers’ Curry, she was last seen communing with the bathroom floor, and has no recollection of the incident to this day.
A true club veteran in only her second year, Nadia’s record of destruction includes blacking out on Circle Line, somehow securing herself a boyfriend mid-crawl, and scaling the Reynolds gate after 9pm like a drunk Mission Impossible stunt double. The fact she made it home unscathed remains a miracle.
Known for being quiet and composed when sober, Nadia’s transformation after a few drinks is nothing short of spectacular, it only takes a look to convince her to go to Embargos.
When she’s not busy at training or a social, Nadia can be found chronically online or with her head buried in a book, proving that chaos and culture can coexist peacefully. She’s also ready to follow in Lizzie’s footsteps and take care of the freshers — because every team needs someone responsible enough to carry the drunk ones home (even if she might be one of them).
A woman of contradictions: quiet yet chaotic, caring yet cursed, and somehow still in charge.
